PRIK - "Welcome Sports Fans, to Prik Waldorf's XXXL Roundup Show, where tonight we have a preview of what promises to be the GREATEST EXTRAVAGANZA IN THE HISTORY OF XXXL AND INDEED IN BLOOD BOWL! I'm Prik Waldorf, and joining me in tonights rundown is Dik Statler and Rod the Purple Troll."

DIK - Th-th-th-thanks Pr-p-p-prik. F-f-f-facing off against each other, this fu-fu-fu-friday evening, with no quarter given, will be the two top coaches from the XXXL. Shraaaag, the winner of the Headz Da-da-da-division, and Halfabrain, v-v-v-v-victor of Tailz, are tasked with sorting out once and for all, WHICH IS THE G-G-G-GREATER OF THE TWO D-D-D-D-DIVISIONS?"

PRIK - "In a rivalry that transcends creed, colour and race, the age old question of which is the better side of this Flat Coin that we live on either side of, will finally be answered. Both coaches have been given carte blanche to select a team of Stars from their respective divisions."





PRIK - "This will be a clash for the ages, an epic match the likes of which HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. A culmination of the commissioners genius that will leave the spectators almost as stunned as the players will be. There will be Trolls! Saws! Tentacles! Pogos! Sharpened Studs! MURDER! MAYHEM! AND SOMEONE MIGHT EVEN THROUGH THE BALL AROUND.

DIK - I r-r-r-reached out to c-c-c-coach Halfabrain (coach of B-B-B-Ba-Ba-Bad Apples, GR:161.95 Goblin Guru) for a q-q-q-q-quick interview. Here is the man himself. R-r-rr-r-oll the tape R-R-R-Rod!"

HALF - "Hi. It's me. Coach Halfabrain. Not Coach Gnob. So... its not the most effective or efficient team I could have picked but a good mix top performers and some old veterans from way back when. I didn't want to leave any famous names out, hence Jokke got in, also didn't want it to be a Troll fest whatever that Teutonic loser Shraaaag was agitating for."



"Chatty Spamad is captain, my lad Falling Down is far too much of a glory hunting poster boy twat for that role. Also wanted to include anyone that the various coaches nominated if I possibly could. I wanted (so wanted) to take another fanatic and there were a couple other players I really wanted to take, notably Kink Stuff of the Dudes of Death but there just wasn't room.
They're carrying a few scars but I do think they are a good representation of the best Tailz has to offer."



"Every player there is either totes awesome or was too much of a standout performer in the past season to leave out.
I'm convinced Shraaaag is going Troll crazy but while we may have less, what we do have in my opinion, is the 3 best Trolls in the league.
Also he may be a shiny toothed arrogant little swine but Falling Down and Jumping Up is without question the best player in the XXXL"




PRIK - So there you have it, after speaking to Coach Halfabrain, I reached out to Shraaaag (coach of Terrifying Toe Twisters, GR:160.08 Bright Star), coach of the ALL STARS HEADZ team.

SHRAAAAG - "Go away. I have some stinky fish in a can to eat. I am far too serious and boring to get involved in your silly little news articles."

ROD - Thanks coach Shraaaag! But don't let that put you off. FRIDAY NIGHT: 21:00 Server Time, when we wrangle all these big name stars together.
ITS THE CLASH OF THE HEADZ VS TAILZ ALL STARS! Don't miss it, because let's face it, you've got nothing better to do. AND REMEMBER! DON'T BLOCK THE REF!