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Voices from the ancient spirit in the wind...

Don't worry about winning the current game, and you might win more than the one you're on...
Don't worry about not having an answer for the situation you're in, you have an option for every other situation...
Don't worry about theories that don't work, just enjoy it when they come off slick...
Don't worry about underachieving, at least you not the Torturer's Picnic...
Don't worry about failing the easy stuff, just be prepared to do the craziest shit for luls...
Don't worry about bad one dice blocks, at least they're not double skulls...
Don't worry about double skulls, you can only fail once per turn...
Don't worry about the thin ice you're skating on, just try not to crash and burn...

Oh, yeah - and don't forget to OTT your arse off...

Finished SWL LRB4 era with a record of 36/19/56
Held a fringe record of 22/8/20
Entered DIBBL for season #22, recording a 27/8/13 result

- "If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, but I've 99 problems and rat ogres killing themselves doing dumb shit only accounts for 7 or 8 of them at best"

- "You know that sound your soul makes after the "RO death of hilarity"? The one that sounds like 'Clay drafts dwarves, Clay is a good player'.... #belikeclay"

Converted to BB2020
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=1079066
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
m 33 0 3 0 15 4 59/76 230k
(0)k
 
2
Thrower
5 4 1 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Block, Leader
-ma, -ma, -ma, -ag, -ag, -ma, m 73 3 3 1 36 7 121/176 220k
(0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
  7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
  14 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 6
Dirty Player
-av, -ma, n, m 33 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(0)k
 
6
Lineman
7 3 3 6
Block
-av, m 14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 70k
(0)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Kick
m 54 0 2 0 8 5 47/51 110k
(0)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
n, n 23 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Lineman
7 4 4 7
Block, +ST, +AG
  20 1 2 0 4 6 45/51 160k
(50+110)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
13
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Dauntless, Leap, Tackle, Strip Ball
  26 4 17 0 3 3 76/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
15
Gutter Runner
9 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, +AG, Leap, Side Step
  18 4 14 0 0 2 56/76 180k
(80+100)k
 
7 players (+5 players missing next game)  
Coach: Foad Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:211 (85/35/91) |TD Diff:-2 (393 - 395) |Cas Diff:-182 (250/140/78 - 354/209/87)
Last Opponent: Deserted Isles Buccaneers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Lancre XIHigh Elf1000k202/0/190k3 - 11000k110/1/050k59k
Schengen ZonersTomb Kings1130k191/1/0100k3 - 11100k200/4/140k68k
Made to ScaleLizardmen1220k110/0/150k1 - 21640k110/0/050k74k
Lanky Running ElvesDark Elf1300k80/0/030k1 - 21060k182/1/060k65k
Midget Wrestling LeagueDwarf1340k172/0/190k2 - 31480k191/1/060k87k
Thorny DevilsLizardmen1470k90/0/070k1 - 21820k111/1/030k67k
Moving OnHuman1490k192/0/030k2 - 31320k212/0/070k67k
Farshore FlayersDark Elf1500k201/1/070k3 - 11150k111/0/040k62k
Schengen ZonersTomb Kings1620k301/3/050k5 - 01460k133/1/030k74k
Rattus lutreolusSkaven1670k412/1/450k6 - 31340k241/1/060k78k
Woodies Double RevengeChaos Chosen1810k130/0/050k2 - 21460k212/4/040k73k
Legions of the Burning IslesOrc1900k131/1/060k2 - 21520k151/1/030k72k
Moving OnHuman1960k130/1/030k2 - 31590k221/2/070k81k
Worship of the GreenOrc2000k130/0/050k2 - 11990k150/2/030k61k
We Fink Wer OrksAmazon1950k121/1/080k0 - 42130k242/1/150k105k
ScholaChaos Chosen1980k160/3/030k2 - 22150k194/1/150k85k
CD UntiedChaos Dwarf1840k110/2/020k1 - 21420k181/1/130k53k
Made to ScaleLizardmen1890k150/0/030k3 - 31680k242/3/030k79k
Stalind's White StallionsNorse1960k130/2/050k1 - 42040k295/0/040k70k
Temple of SotekLizardmen2000k212/0/020k4 - 51980k220/0/070k90k
Sheikh'n'BreakHuman2050k140/0/010k2 - 21750k244/3/120k55k
Woodies Double RevengeChaos Chosen1800k150/0/130k2 - 32220k232/1/060k100k
Mephistophele's Merry MenUndead1760k110/0/00k2 - 21850k192/1/130k51k
Good, Bad, FurrySkaven1750k241/0/150k4 - 52110k312/3/050k91k
Zen AdeptsChaos Dwarf1850k120/0/050k2 - 22220k154/0/060k100k
Seekers of the SepulchreElven Union1940k171/1/230k1 - 42120k241/2/020k71k
Sheikh'n'BreakHuman2000k10/0/00k0 - 11960k130/1/160k70k
United AbominationsNurgle1530k141/0/060k2 - 11990k153/1/030k78k
Gladesville HuggersWood Elf1620k124/0/260k1 - 01810k100/2/050k69k
Seekers of the SepulchreElven Union1710k172/2/020k2 - 41940k282/2/020k80k
Schengen ZonersTomb Kings1760k110/0/040k2 - 01910k123/3/140k68k
CD UntiedChaos Dwarf1780k131/0/040k2 - 11710k192/2/150k44k
Norscia BezerkersNorse1790k152/4/160k2 - 21910k141/0/010k80k
German VerminSkaven1880k182/1/160k2 - 62410k322/0/030k99k
Torturer's PicnicDark Elf1970k142/0/050k1 - 22430k181/0/060k113k
Mid Life CrisisHuman2050k190/1/060k3 - 22040k140/0/00k76k
Things I LikeUndead2150k171/0/10k2 - 21840k174/0/160k77k
AgitateHigh Elf2070k161/2/060k2 - 32520k201/1/050k89k
Seekers of the SepulchreElven Union2030k91/0/140k0 - 22540k172/1/050k98k
Woodies Double RevengeChaos Chosen2090k190/1/030k3 - 42610k240/2/030k108k
Nard HarpiesOgre2000k212/2/020k3 - 11790k142/1/140k72k
Phoenix (K)nightsHigh Elf2070k172/0/040k2 - 11690k130/2/070k78k
Stalind's White StallionsNorse2110k110/0/120k1 - 22020k153/1/130k74k
Khazad-Dûm LongbeardsDwarf2150k120/0/020k2 - 11870k161/0/250k84k
Mephistophele's Merry MenUndead1990k171/3/070k1 - 32010k180/1/120k88k
Mort AvaritiaChaos1960k100/0/050k1 - 42310k284/3/030k71k
Nard HarpiesOgre1970k100/0/010k1 - 11850k121/1/010k68k
Deadly LaughterNecromantic Horror2000k172/1/040k2 - 11850k171/2/010k49k
Angry AsgardiansNorse2090k131/2/070k2 - 12030k120/0/120k105k
Skye KrusharsOrc2190k140/0/060k3 - 21510k172/1/040k69k
Red Star StrikersDwarf2250k171/2/050k2 - 22170k244/0/130k82k
Enfield Tennis AcademyDark Elf2340k172/2/130k1 - 21790k184/0/150k76k
Good, Bad, FurrySkaven2000k184/2/080k2 - 12000k161/2/060k100k
Skye KrusharsOrc2120k200/0/010k4 - 31700k231/2/170k68k
Pope... SMASH!Human2100k110/0/020k1 - 41830k262/0/130k87k
Canberra CarcassesShambling Undead2080k211/3/020k2 - 31910k140/0/080k94k
REALLY High Elves, SpeedballinHigh Elf2140k224/1/150k3 - 12010k151/1/040k76k
Dingo InitiativeNecromantic Horror2240k100/0/170k1 - 01970k70/2/070k101k
Phoenix (K)nightsHigh Elf2330k92/0/050k1 - 31850k231/1/140k90k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2330k90/0/010k1 - 22610k152/2/030k117k
Skye KrusharsOrc2340k90/1/00k1 - 12040k120/1/110k80k
Bell-Harbour BuccaneersHuman2310k100/0/150k1 - 22110k222/2/270k107k
Canberra CarcassesShambling Undead2210k100/0/040k1 - 22020k132/0/260k84k
Pope... SMASH!Human1900k130/0/030k2 - 31700k233/1/280k63k
AgitateHigh Elf1710k181/2/130k2 - 21820k190/1/130k94k
Greyhawk GodzChaos Dwarf1720k111/0/030k1 - 21920k141/0/050k73k
Steve of the DeadNecromantic Horror1770k100/0/020k1 - 31850k223/1/060k67k
Gongoth GargantuansChaos Dwarf1810k50/0/010k0 - 31760k202/1/140k73k
Skye KrusharsOrc1820k190/1/020k3 - 21910k130/0/030k70k
Power Money SexAmazon1830k151/1/080k1 - 42170k240/2/170k108k
Escape from WonderlandVampire1750k161/3/130k1 - 31690k222/1/070k56k
Da Brutalist Boyz in Da SWLOrc1810k171/0/150k2 - 01900k81/0/030k61k
Pope... SMASH!Human1900k180/3/040k2 - 11980k151/1/050k74k
Citadel AncientsNecromantic Horror1970k110/0/060k2 - 21870k141/0/050k85k
Khemri from the DwarfKhemri2070k90/0/040k1 - 12090k164/2/020k92k
BBQ Wednesday RegularsChaos Dwarf2110k110/1/050k1 - 21940k150/1/280k84k
REALLY High Elves, SpeedballinHigh Elf2030k173/0/150k1 - 62190k281/0/030k61k
Penthesilea's Blood WarriorsAmazon2110k100/1/040k0 - 51960k290/1/150k90k
AgitateHigh Elf1910k161/1/180k2 - 31950k201/1/090k105k
Fukuoka FirefliesAmazon1990k110/0/080k2 - 21890k182/0/080k103k
Skye KrusharsOrc1280k130/0/070k0 - 31940k211/0/170k72k
Khemri from the DwarfKhemri1290k70/0/090k0 - 42130k253/2/040k105k
Stalind's White StallionsNorse1390k80/0/060k1 - 21600k171/0/040k67k
Unearthed UndertakersShambling Undead1460k111/0/050k1 - 31750k251/1/360k84k
Hngri-Hngri LizziesLizardmen1350k180/1/040k2 - 12060k110/0/140k69k
Seven Kingdom's AllstarsDwarf1420k181/1/050k2 - 21300k151/0/050k62k
Physical QuantitiesGoblin1520k131/1/050k1 - 21240k160/3/050k60k
Sulphur SoulsNecromantic1590k142/0/060k2 - 01520k50/0/050k56k
Black Cross InternationalElf1680k352/4/070k6 - 0940k51/0/040k55k
Less Than FantasyElven Union1830k161/0/160k2 - 41630k263/0/030k63k
Steve of the DeadNecromantic Horror1870k140/1/040k2 - 11700k160/4/070k84k
More Rats of NymhSkaven1940k90/0/050k1 - 21610k288/0/170k73k
Windies 1980Human1950k160/1/020k2 - 21550k232/4/010k49k
Vanguard of the Southern ArkDark Elf1910k210/0/060k5 - 11800k150/1/070k88k
Angry AsgardiansNorse1990k171/0/080k3 - 01920k102/0/140k89k
Primetime RebirthShambling Undead1830k150/1/060k2 - 21840k216/1/160k75k
Less Than FantasyElven Union1870k194/0/270k2 - 11880k100/0/040k68k
Dead Rat WalkingTomb Kings1980k101/0/020k1 - 22350k215/0/10k79k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1970k271/1/150k5 - 01640k143/0/260k110k
Dead Rat WalkingTomb Kings1950k131/1/060k1 - 22420k161/0/240k90k
Woodies Reunion TourVampire1900k140/0/130k2 - 32300k193/1/030k111k
Fukuoka FirefliesAmazon1940k121/1/190k0 - 12060k101/0/070k126k
Skye KrusharsOrc1840k111/0/140k0 - 22110k181/2/050k64k
Woodland MonarchsWood Elf1900k210/0/240k3 - 22180k162/0/060k98k
Redhead's RevengeOrc1980k121/0/020k1 - 22000k171/3/260k74k
Fire Lords of Brimstone HallHuman1920k100/0/040k1 - 21800k183/0/040k70k
El-Baraks Whirling DeadvishesShambling Undead1980k130/0/180k2 - 02100k122/2/020k87k
Remember FailureNurgle2080k111/0/080k2 - 01790k162/0/340k103k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2060k132/0/040k1 - 22080k212/3/030k91k
Dead Rat WalkingTomb Kings2060k190/1/050k3 - 12030k142/0/120k75k
Dingo InitiativeNecromantic Horror2160k61/1/050k0 - 22000k170/2/240k73k
KelgrangeHuman1710k121/0/020k1 - 21390k194/0/070k29k
Mighty ImpietyNecromantic Horror1770k200/1/080k4 - 01360k81/0/030k26k
Midden MaulersSkaven1880k111/0/050k1 - 31540k202/0/050k33k
Slave Runner's IncChaos Dwarf1950k91/0/060k0 - 31920k182/0/060k29k
Paketes Basket ClubWood Elf1990k173/2/130k1 - 51570k250/0/060k37k
Treemates 90s ClassHalfling2010k222/1/170k3 - 11300k121/0/110k28k
SWL DefilersDark Elf1850k132/0/150k2 - 11910k100/0/060k32k
Bush CobrasHuman1870k91/2/040k0 - 11460k110/1/050k28k
REALLY High ElvesHigh Elf2010k250/1/050k5 - 42050k303/1/070k32k
Counts of DoomVampire2150k272/1/030k4 - 12010k173/2/070k40k
Spew York HankeesNurgle2170k130/1/080k2 - 11000k121/0/020k19k
Redgum's ReptilesLizardmen2300k180/3/060k2 - 12000k173/1/050k36k
ElvanderElven Union2130k323/0/140k5 - 11670k140/0/040k37k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann2260k213/0/030k3 - 22140k151/0/020k34k
Virtuous VerminSkaven2280k152/0/060k2 - 21330k163/0/040k28k
Graceland DeucesElven Union2270k191/1/080k3 - 11430k131/0/040k34k
Silver SpawnDark Elf2340k170/1/160k2 - 12300k215/1/160k34k
Chaotic CelticsChaos Dwarf2260k101/0/060k1 - 12130k163/2/040k36k
Silver SpawnDark Elf2130k210/0/060k4 - 22210k212/2/270k43k
REALLY High ElvesHigh Elf2210k234/1/030k2 - 51980k311/2/050k28k
Dingo InitiativeNecromantic Horror1950k50/0/050k0 - 11850k124/0/060k34k
Tribute to Alan ParsonsSlann2400k191/1/020k2 - 32060k253/1/030k31k
Port Macquarie Timberwolves Wood Elf2360k281/0/070k5 - 31630k200/0/110k34k
Hngri-Hngri LizziesLizardmen2150k60/0/010k0 - 11820k123/0/070k34k
Ook OokSimyin2310k243/1/040k3 - 32030k222/1/070k31k
Remember FailureNurgle2290k210/1/270k3 - 11900k121/0/040k30k
High Street DandiesHigh Elf2350k183/0/010k2 - 51740k311/1/080k32k
Cripple Peak Stone-StealersUnderworld Denizens2180k130/1/030k2 - 01490k92/1/040k31k
SwitchbladesHigh Elf2190k70/0/050k0 - 21770k130/1/030k34k
Billabong BunyipsLizardmen2220k243/0/060k4 - 31560k180/2/030k27k
NewHaven NightingalesVampire2250k120/0/060k2 - 11740k121/0/110k32k
Late ShowDark Elf2260k80/0/030k1 - 22320k181/2/060k35k
JunkyardersGoblin1990k151/0/210k1 - 21330k213/1/160k30k
Ook OokSimyin2040k90/0/030k1 - 22270k151/1/050k29k
pdarbs wild hostUnderworld Denizens2140k233/0/060k3 - 11520k162/1/140k25k
SteakedDark Elf1960k163/0/070k2 - 22140k162/0/050k35k
Redgum's RevolutionariesChaos Renegade2170k131/1/030k1 - 22270k160/2/040k32k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1910k201/0/170k3 - 22370k224/2/050k35k
Downstairs Operation bb16Underworld Denizens2110k131/0/030k2 - 21780k171/2/130k28k
More Than BallgownsAmazon1600k230/1/150k3 - 21830k191/0/160k30k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror1630k101/0/120k0 - 21900k173/1/140k28k
NecromanteíaNecromantic Horror1510k202/2/080k2 - 12030k121/1/020k29k
Seduce Me!Dark Elf1650k212/2/040k2 - 21520k182/3/020k28k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen1480k317/1/130k2 - 21810k191/2/050k27k
SteakedDark Elf1710k161/1/030k2 - 42310k221/0/030k28k
Redgum's RevolutionariesChaos Renegade1720k213/0/070k3 - 02160k172/2/070k31k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1600k193/2/050k1 - 22510k213/1/060k30k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1750k172/0/030k2 - 32470k284/1/150k26k
Milking the PigeonSnotling1670k204/0/180k1 - 1940k111/0/050k32k
Crookback MountainratsSkaven1670k214/0/260k1 - 41000k285/0/050k23k
Itsy Bitsy LocalsDark Elf1500k170/0/230k2 - 11440k132/0/150k25k
Valinor Football ClubHigh Elf1460k151/1/030k2 - 11520k192/1/130k30k
Brutal BeefcakesOrc1390k112/0/180k0 - 21500k152/0/030k22k
Old 'Murican GodsNorse1590k90/1/050k1 - 21970k213/3/050k30k
Madhead's Mountain MobOld World Alliance1310k100/1/040k1 - 11560k152/2/040k29k
Hauraki Horrors Shambling Undead1550k131/1/260k0 - 11940k81/0/180k29k
Deserted Isles BuccaneersNurgle1690k121/0/020k1 - 12480k131/2/030k33k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1640k142/0/060k2 - 12210k205/1/040k26k
Da FreebootazOrc1720k244/2/070k2 - 11850k173/1/060k32k
Valinor Football ClubHigh Elf1640k142/0/020k1 - 41930k332/3/180k26k
Dingo InitiativeNecromantic Horror1630k131/1/030k1 - 22060k152/0/070k27k
Fremantle LineShambling Undead1690k121/0/030k1 - 21550k246/1/170k23k
Rigorus MortNecromantic Horror1530k152/0/140k1 - 21920k152/0/070k21k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1700k191/0/180k3 - 02240k112/1/240k28k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1650k111/0/080k1 - 02240k70/2/010k26k
Old 'Murican GodsNorse1700k141/2/050k1 - 02270k112/1/060k30k
Deserted Isles BuccaneersNurgle1720k130/0/160k2 - 12130k164/2/050k29k
Coromandel CapricornsHuman1730k121/1/060k1 - 21710k162/0/080k42k
Toronto ArgoNutzShambling Undead2010k100/0/160k1 - 11740k122/0/070k33k
Crookback MountainratsSkaven2120k303/2/070k5 - 21650k170/1/140k35k
Madhead's Mountain MobOld World Alliance2150k212/2/160k2 - 11660k120/1/110k21k
Da Sexy Buggerz!Orc1920k120/0/050k2 - 02340k102/0/050k35k
Pink 'n ScabbyLizardmen2050k50/0/040k0 - 22210k171/1/130k33k
Da Sexy Buggerz!Orc1640k110/1/160k1 - 22330k141/1/040k37k
Emotional VampiresVampire1830k181/1/060k3 - 01300k121/1/110k26k
Hauraki Horrors Shambling Undead1810k141/2/030k1 - 22000k172/3/080k31k
Freezy TreesNorse1830k150/1/230k1 - 11370k122/1/020k34k
Industrial Rock n RollChaos Dwarf1800k142/0/030k2 - 21670k151/2/040k23k
Kick Back AttackGoblin1610k247/0/140k1 - 11040k100/0/120k22k
Dylans Rolling ThunderSkaven1970k465/0/170k8 - 01170k110/1/040k25k
Foot Bone's Connected ToShambling Undead2040k130/1/080k2 - 11300k141/1/250k36k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1490k243/2/060k3 - 21770k110/0/010k22k
Nugget BashersTomb Kings1910k130/1/140k1 - 21830k214/2/040k32k
Nugget BashersTomb Kings1720k211/1/140k3 - 11860k214/2/150k24k
Tyranoc TyphoonsHigh Elf1740k194/0/070k2 - 01730k100/1/130k28k
Da FreebootazOrc2040k162/0/070k2 - 12370k193/2/020k39k
Freezy TreesNorse1910k221/2/220k2 - 11680k142/1/050k24k
South Side SaurusLizardmen2100k151/1/050k2 - 11690k90/0/040k37k
Dylans Rolling ThunderSkaven2230k245/1/060k2 - 11360k120/1/010k34k
Valinor Football ClubHigh Elf2160k213/1/250k2 - 12050k80/0/020k31k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings2260k121/0/110k1 - 21940k142/1/180k37k
Court OffsidesSlann2130k80/0/090k1 - 11340k111/0/020k31k
Putrid Choir bb16Nurgle2130k130/0/160k2 - 11420k121/1/010k33k
Dylans Rolling ThunderSkaven2250k263/3/080k3 - 21450k150/0/130k33k
Talabheim Timelords bb16Human2180k185/0/070k1 - 11870k164/0/030k36k
Industrial Rock n RollChaos Dwarf2220k234/0/030k3 - 21890k151/0/150k33k
Hauraki Horrors Shambling Undead2150k161/3/040k1 - 22180k213/2/070k38k
Valinor Football ClubHigh Elf1950k214/1/070k2 - 12020k111/0/050k31k
Booger WonderlandSnotling2060k275/0/240k2 - 11190k141/2/030k28k
Deserted Isles BuccaneersNurgle1920k80/0/040k1 - 22410k252/3/140k33k