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They're not touched by Chaos. They can't mutate. They're not half-man, half-anything. They're Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats! Equipped with naturally goaty strength, agility, and high spirits, and with ingeniously constructed baskets that allow them to carry the ball after picking it up with their teeth, these remarkable animals are the star attraction at carnivals, county fairs, harvest festivals and circus sideshows across the Empire! (NOTE: Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats are not allowed to enter Middenland, Talabecland or the city of Marienburg due to outstanding warrants.) You'll lose your heart -- and possibly other organs -- to the brutally playful antics of these clever, plucky goats, who are GUARANTEED not to eat the ball mid-drive! (It hasn't happened for months, we swear!) GROUND RULES This team is composed of goats. They're highly trained, yes, but ultimately they're standard barnyard goats and not creatures of Chaos. Therefore, they will not generally take mutations. There may be occasional exceptions, but these will be explainable by details of the characters -- Crazy Henrik might take Foul Appearance or Disturbing Presence, for example, symbolizing not a gift of Nurgle but just the fact that he's a scary-looking animal. Two Goats in a Coat might take Two Heads. Nobody will take Claw, or Tentacles, or anything like that. They're goats. Goats don't have tentacles. Injured players will recuperate and return to the roster as rookies. Dead players will generally stay dead -- except Griff Goaterwald, whose magnificent constitution allows him to recuperate from even the most seemingly mortal injuries, and Farmer Ed, who lost a leg and had to retire but remains the team's head coach and trainer. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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2 |
Chosen Blocker
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Wrestle, Guard |
  | 35 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 27/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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3 |
Chosen Blocker
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Guard |
  | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/16 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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4 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut |
-av | 44 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 60/76 | 140k
(60+80)k |
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6 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
  | 16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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7 |
Beastman Runner
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
-ma | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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8 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard, Kick, Dodge |
  | 55 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 59/76 | 150k
(60+90)k |
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9 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Tackle, Frenzy |
  | 55 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 22 | 7 | 103/176 | 170k
(60+110)k |
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10 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 29 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 32/51 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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11 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 10 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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12 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 49 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 31/51 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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13 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Leap |
  | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 90k
(60+30)k |
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16 |
Minotaur
|
5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal |
-ag | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 150k
(150+0)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 58 (27/9/22) | | | TD Diff: | 15 (88 - 73) | | | Cas Diff: | -35 (71/36/16 - 83/55/20) |
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Last Opponent: Washington Heights Ballers |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Brutal Rookie Crumble | Norse | 970k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 900k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 11k |
Pesadilla diurna | Vampire | 980k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1040k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 17k |
Virtual Insanity | High Elf | 1010k | 22 | 3/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 0 | 1000k | 1 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 21k |
Jelly Smashers of Coockootown | Halfling | 1090k | 22 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1000k | 7 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 21k |
Downtown Demons | Necromantic Horror | 1050k | 18 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 4 - 0 | 1120k | 6 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 22k |
Dwarves of the Rings | Dwarf | 1220k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1260k | 17 | 2/0/1 | 80k | 28k |
Kheops Gentlemens | Tomb Kings | 1250k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1140k | 12 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 20k |
Clan Mayfair II | Skaven | 1290k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1190k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 29k |
Lashing Beasts | Chaos Dwarf | 1290k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1310k | 13 | 3/1/0 | 30k | 16k |
Rooked Again | Shambling Undead | 1320k | 17 | 1/3/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1390k | 18 | 2/2/1 | 20k | 26k |
Fleabag fumblers | Necromantic Horror | 1170k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1140k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 19k |
Raw Food Club | Wood Elf | 1250k | 17 | 1/0/2 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1270k | 18 | 1/1/0 | 10k | 26k |
Brwlorcs | Orc | 1320k | 24 | 3/1/1 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1340k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 22k |
Kesthu Kroa | Slann | 1400k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1410k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
Moonshine Madness | Necromantic Horror | 1420k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1420k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 25k |
Norska Mountain Monsters | Norse | 1460k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1350k | 13 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 25k |
Queen's Arms Sunday XII | Dwarf | 1410k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1230k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 25k |
Team Endzone | Shambling Undead | 1350k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1390k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 34k |
Kleinstein | Dwarf | 1270k | 18 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 3 - 0 | 1310k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 27k |
jevi llano | Tomb Kings | 1510k | 17 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1540k | 12 | 1/2/1 | 20k | 27k |
FrenzOrchi | Orc | 1480k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1460k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 34k |
Gamrud Cannons | Dwarf | 1510k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1410k | 8 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 27k |
Black Ash Bulls | Chaos Dwarf | 1320k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1430k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 34k |
Hammmer i 'Øjet | Shambling Undead | 1600k | 21 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 3 - 1 | 1680k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 35k |
Cubic | Skaven | 1690k | 17 | 3/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1580k | 19 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 30k |
Uxel Ogres | Ogre | 1830k | 25 | 5/0/2 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1780k | 15 | 3/0/2 | 60k | 29k |
Doomland | Human | 1760k | 26 | 5/1/0 | 70k | 3 - 1 | 1440k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 43k |
Sludge n Sewer | Underworld Denizens | 1800k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1730k | 17 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 30k |
For Blood and Warpstone! | Underworld Denizens | 1610k | 23 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 4 - 0 | 1470k | 13 | 3/0/1 | 40k | 35k |
Legion of Zhufbar | Dwarf | 1660k | 19 | 2/0/1 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1540k | 18 | 0/2/1 | 60k | 38k |
homeland heros | Dwarf | 1380k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1360k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 34k |
Chassella Chrushers | Dark Elf | 1480k | 25 | 3/1/1 | 40k | 3 - 0 | 1470k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 31k |
U.S. Army | Chaos Renegade | 1490k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1500k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 32k |
Nanos Marranos | Chaos Dwarf | 1510k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1420k | 23 | 4/2/1 | 70k | 27k |
Gramps | Dwarf | 1370k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1320k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 35k |
Raised Radicals | Necromantic Horror | 1540k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1550k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 30k |
Revenge of the D'Orcs | Orc | 1460k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1660k | 17 | 2/0/1 | 70k | 29k |
SkavenBlight Squeelers | Skaven | 1490k | 11 | 0/2/1 | 60k | 0 - 5 | 1390k | 25 | 2/3/0 | 70k | 27k |
Bump in the Night FC | Dark Elf | 1370k | 23 | 0/2/1 | 80k | 4 - 2 | 1220k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 24k |
Crossdressers | Amazon | 1640k | 17 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1870k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 34k |
Fizzy Waters of Life | Chaos Dwarf | 1610k | 16 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1560k | 15 | 4/0/1 | 10k | 30k |
Nocturnal Tumescence | Vampire | 1590k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 0 - 4 | 1720k | 28 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 29k |
Death Valley Try-Hards | Shambling Undead | 1600k | 19 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1520k | 13 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 39k |
Old Danish Men | Tomb Kings | 1470k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1480k | 23 | 6/0/0 | 40k | 32k |
Green Royal Rookies | Orc | 1760k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1530k | 16 | 3/0/1 | 50k | 30k |
Irongut Clan | Dwarf | 1730k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1540k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 31k |
Green is new purple | Lizardmen | 1620k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1650k | 19 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 34k |
Somnum Exterreri Solebat | Nurgle | 1600k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1720k | 22 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 26k |
Heretics of Blackbone Island | Shambling Undead | 1630k | 21 | 1/3/1 | 20k | 2 - 1 | 1380k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 40k | 27k |
High--House Death | Shambling Undead | 1640k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1430k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 23k |
Get To The Chopper!! | Dark Elf | 1510k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 3 | 1620k | 23 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 24k |
Cymbeline | Lizardmen | 1820k | 12 | 1/2/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1860k | 22 | 2/2/1 | 60k | 32k |
Ra-Ra-Rattenschwanz | Skaven | 1580k | 22 | 2/0/1 | 60k | 3 - 1 | 1480k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 27k |
Poddingtons | Lizardmen | 1720k | 18 | 3/1/1 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1540k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 25k |
Zharr-Naggrund Warrior Academy | Chaos Dwarf | 1730k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1750k | 23 | 3/2/1 | 50k | 26k |
DulliArmy | Orc | 1600k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1560k | 11 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 30k |
Tribe of Cleveland | Chaos Dwarf | 1660k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1900k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 33k |
Washington Heights Ballers | High Elf | 1840k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1630k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 30k |