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2017-12-19 06:30:18
15 votes, rating 5.3
15 votes, rating 5.3
#1 high elf fouler of all time, retires
Rolling Moments, the #1 high elf fouler of all time, retires after 104 games with a smashed ankle given by K''Chain Che'Malle. He is known for delivering 273 fouls, helping the Exorcists achieve several E.L.F. medals.
When asked if he plans to keep going with the injury, he responded with a terse, "I'm too old for this $&#^!" and promptly retired.
He is returning to his original profession as a guidance counselor for the Meadowland Elementary school.
When asked if he plans to keep going with the injury, he responded with a terse, "I'm too old for this $&#^!" and promptly retired.
He is returning to his original profession as a guidance counselor for the Meadowland Elementary school.
Comments
Posted by Wozzaa on 2017-12-19 07:16:25
In the name of fluff... why!!
He could still do his thang with move 5.
He could still do his thang with move 5.
Posted by garyt1 on 2017-12-19 07:30:50
A legend cast aside like an old rag!
Impressive foul numbers.
Impressive foul numbers.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2017-12-19 07:50:20
Niiiiice
Posted by happygrue on 2017-12-19 14:55:07
Headed off to buy a nice fowl farm upstate?
Posted by pythrr on 2017-12-19 18:11:38
cruel minmaxing world!
Posted by Civ on 2017-12-19 19:42:33
I'm sure he will be missed terribly by his opponents ;)