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SeraphimRed
Last seen 11 years ago
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2012

2012-07-06 00:42:05
rating 5.3
2012-03-16 01:08:37
rating 4.7

2011

2011-09-16 01:30:09
rating 5.1
2011-07-04 15:24:25
rating 5.5
2011-03-08 14:26:06
rating 5.7
2011-02-25 17:57:23
rating 5.1

2010

2010-09-19 12:48:05
rating 5.7
2010-08-09 14:31:32
rating 4.7
2010-07-30 00:19:41
rating 5
2010-06-23 00:52:03
rating 4.8
2010-05-11 13:55:55
rating 4.2
2010-05-05 01:18:02
rating 4.6
2010-04-19 11:04:20
rating 5.5
2010-01-22 14:40:05
rating 4.9
2010-01-05 00:51:45
rating 4.8

2008

2008-09-11 15:54:06
rating 4.6
2008-07-11 19:05:28
rating 4.3

2007

2007-11-19 12:41:38
rating 4.5
2007-11-15 15:44:02
rating 4.3
2007-08-24 12:26:08
rating 4.6
2010-04-19 11:04:20
52 votes, rating 5.5
Wet TShirts...
Have very little to do with this OBBA Match Report. ;)

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Real Sociedead 2 - 0 West Ham Unitedead (OBBA Premiership)

Scene opens late at night at the foot of a mountain; a deserted landscape of jagged stone and abyss like crevasses veiled in a carpet of weird thick smoke. Suddenly, like a phantom of the night, Coach SeraphimRed appears.

Reporter: Erm... makes a change from the usual dressing room.

SeraphimRed: Err, yeah.

Reporter: So where are we again?

SeraphimRed: Eyjafjallajokull volcano.

Reporter: ... ... Did Spiro name that?

SeraphimRed: Will the usual OBBA subscribers get that?

Reporter: He's quite popular you know. 1000000 hits this week alone.

SeraphimRed: Well, I think the Global Volcanism Program is to blame, either bored that day or mashed the keypad on that one.

Reporter: You mean quill?

SeraphimRed: Right!

Reporter: So, am I to believe you deliberately started this volcano to stop Coach Pythrr and the Reavers from reaching their next game?

SeraphimRed: That’s correct!

Reporter: Seems extreme.

SeraphimRed: Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures... we’re 3 points ahead but they have a game in hand.

Reporter: Isn’t it dangerous down here then?

SeraphimRed: Significantly less so than it is in the air... ... apparently.

Reporter: O... K... So, another 3 points against Westham Unitedead. How did you think the game went?

SeraphimRed: The game was easy! They blew more than Eyjafjallajokull!

Reporter: The writing department are really flogging that one this week.

SeraphimRed: Yeah; well, it's current and they’re giving Russo and the Sheep jokes a week off.

Reporter: Cool. So why exactly did they blow?

SeraphimRed: Well, for one thing, if they are called Unitedead, why are they in such disarray?

Reporter: They are?

SeraphimRed: Yep. Their Wolves were on LOS duty all game and their ball carriers argued over who should pick the ball up.

Reporter: Really?

SeraphimRed: Yeah, look at the monitor!

Reporter: Magical Ball.

SeraphimRed: Right... in HD.

Reporter: Crystal Ball Clarity.

SeraphimRed: Just watch the damn thing...



Reporter: Hmm... are you sure that footage wasn’t doctored?

SeraphimRed: Ha! Don’t you mean apo’d?

Reporter: ... *sigh* You really don’t get this.

[Transmission ends]

Shades was up hill in this one, and despite a good start for him, KO + RIP in T1, his lack of speed (even less so than my own) and inability to pickup/throw the ball was ultimately game over.
Some crazy AG3 Super Zombie action in the second half got me a little worried at one point... but, it was only a Zombie at the end of the day. Smile
GG mate - fun as usual.
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Comments
Posted by JanMattys on 2010-04-19 11:32:23
Rated 6, I lol'd

:-)
Posted by ultwe on 2010-04-19 11:44:49
did the ball disappear in a time-vortex during T4?
:-D
Posted by SeraphimRed on 2010-04-19 11:53:51
"did the ball disappear in a time-vortex during T4?
:-D"


Bugger. :P
Posted by DonTomaso on 2010-04-19 12:11:38
A clear "6"!
Posted by JanMattys on 2010-04-19 12:14:03
I'd like to add that the title of the blog is a stroke of genius in itself.
:-)
Posted by pythrr on 2010-04-19 12:19:50
bastige. you know I'm bored and stuck in a Hotel~!
Posted by KJG on 2010-04-19 14:07:13
This is about the best blog I've ever seen on fumbbl :) Nice one!
Posted by Russo on 2010-04-19 21:17:52
SHUT UP JanMattys!!

Sera's head is as big as his arse already and he is insufferable without further boosts to his ego!!!

The blog is good but I hate you Sera for using that header..I was sooooo disapointed to read something I already had seen elsewhere and no nice wet t-shirts!!
Posted by Royston on 2010-04-19 21:33:36
Awesome post. Keep 'em up Sera.
Posted by Jeffro on 2010-04-19 21:49:02
Agreed. Best blog ever :)
Posted by Shades_SteelFist on 2010-04-19 21:51:15
Your right I was bloody mad :)
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-04-19 23:10:30
The blog was so good I completely forgot about the misleading title that tricked me into reading it. Seriously, the conversation between the AG 3 superzombie and the wight was priceless. "I Hate you so much right now."
Posted by Arktoris on 2010-04-20 05:44:10
enjoyed this blog much! 6