Watford Khornets 2 - 1 Real Sociedead

Scene opens up in the boss’s office. A forlorn looking SeraphimRed sits at his desk, head down staring at his tightly clasped hands.

Reporter: What happened?

Sera shakes his head.

Reporter: Was it bad? It looked bad.

Sera bites his lip.

Reporter: They said Wotfudboy could be heard laughing all the way down the tunnel, and that thing is longer than Russo’s colon.

Sera sighs.

Reporter: Did you do it to cheer him up? God knows he needs it of late.

Sera rubs his right eye with an accompanying wince.

Reporter: I mean; have you seen the nerds he hangs with?

Sera leans back in his chair and looks to the ceiling.

Reporter: I’d be depressed if I knew them. Hey, did you know that that is the only win the Khornets have had this season?

Sera fixes his gaze forward and grimaces.

Reporter: Ye.... yeah, you probably did. I guess this means the season is wide open again, huh?

Sera shakes his head.

Reporter: You know; you’re not giving me much to go with here Sera. After the last report my Boss was hoping for more pictures... I can’t very well go to him without pictures or an interview.

Sera bolts up right and glares into whatever constitutes as a fantasy video camera.

Sera: You want a picture! I’ll give you a freaking picture alright!

Sera slings a note pad across the table!



xxxxx

Either I am the victim of the biggest ever Meta-game-monolith (2 months in the making) or I got royally screwed... I surely wasn’t beat fairly!

From my ST6 niggling out, to the Count being morleyed for the best part of the game all the way to regen forsaking my team and to a hugely-HUGELY unlikely second TD this was a real shocker of a game... and one that will likely cost me the OBBA Premiership trophy. ?

I hope you sleep well tonight Wotfud!

My only solace in this is that he will be relegated and I won’t have to play the git next season!

GG mate, still fun... you *******! :P