Scene open up inside the offices of OBBA’s Premiership, and OBBA Cup, winning coach,SeraphimRed, affectionately known as Sera... because it’s quicker to type.

Sera sits stooped over his desk peering into a large tome.

The door to his office opens, and in steps his assistant.

Assistant: Boss!

Sera glances up.

Assistant: Boss! You won’t believe it!

Sera: Russo has a GF?

Assistant: No. The OBBA has started up again and...

Sera: Wait! What do you mean the OBBA has started again? It’s only been two months; I still haven’t finished reading the new LRB6 rules that we’re going to be using.

Assistant: Erm. Yeah, about that... turns out we’re still using LRB *cough* 4 this season.

Sera: What?!

Assistant: Yeah, the big wigs figured league play was less important than other divisions.

Sera: They’re other divisions? You mean, like League 1?

Assistant: No. I mean like Black Box.

Sera: Black Box? That sounds like something any GF of Russo might have.

Assistant: Yeah, well, it’s another Blood Bowl division... or something, the idea is you don’t know who you’re playing.

Sera: You wear blind folds? This is getting weirder.

Sera tosses LRB6 into the trash can.

Sera: Does anyone know what’s happening around here?

Assistant: The GLN do!

Sera: Excellent! So what do they say?

Assistant: They said that they’re not telling.

Sera: Sigh...

Assistant: Anyway, I have some other news which will cheer you up.

Sera: I doubt it.

Assistant: You won Coach of the Season!

Sera: ...

Assistant: Yippee...

Sera: ...

Assistant: You know, the Award for the best and most distinguished Coach of the Season as voted by other coaches in the OBBA!

Sera: Big deal. I’ve won that many times before.

Assistant: Actually, you haven’t.

Sera: That can’t be right; I’ve been here for ten whole seasons.

Assistant: Yep, and this is the first time you’ve won it.

Sera: Exactly who is on this so called distinguished list?

Assistant: Purplegoo.

Sera: Purplegoo? The guy has left and joined us as many times as we’ve had seasons!

Assistant: Azure.

Sera: The guy that quit after we killed his rats?

Assistant: Duke.

Sera: That’s a player, not a coach!

Assistant: G_Force.

Sera: Pft. You’ll be telling me Russo is on the list next.

Assistant: ...

Sera: ...

Assistant: ....

Sera: Oh Dear Nuffle, he’s on the list isn’t he?

Assistant: ...yeah.

Sera: You’ve actually managed to upset me more now!

Assistant: It’s supposed to be an honour sir.

Sera: This isn’t an honour; it’s a roll call of charlatans, imbeciles and whiners! It’s a good job we are playing; I need to take my frustration out on some poor unsuspecting squishable opponents. Who we got up first?

Assistant: Dark Elves.

Sera smirks.

Sera: Excellent...

Scene ends...