This blog post goes out to those brave halflings who died in the bloody battle against those villainous aggressors, Random Stuff.

#3 Hapless Hrothgar (Death)
#8 Yossarian't (Death)
#10 Mess in the Dining Room (Death)
#11 Makes Good Stew (When Cooked Thoroughly) (Death)

Most of these were puny and deserved it, but Makes Good Stew (When Cooked Thoroughly) will actually be missed since he had an impressive 39 SP, had played a massive 18 straight games, and was occasionally known to do more than run screaming in the opposite direction. Ironically, he almost niggled out at the beginning but I used my apothecary to put him in the game. OH! Irony! How bitter thy bite.

An Ode to Makes Good Stew (When Cooked Thoroughly):

Oh Makes, we miss you oh so much!
Your bloodbowl was quite good, and such...
Although the time we'll miss you most
Is not while playing at your post,
But after dinner late this eve
When I and Jim and Fred and Steve
Have seen if what your name decrees
(Regarding you cooked thoroughly)
Is true as we all hope--if not
We'll toss your corpse outside to rot.

An Ode to all those other halflings:

Good riddance!

If you'd like to watch the hideous slaughter of defenseless halflings: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2022558