In the continuing saga of We Can't Even Walk Straight, Bilob "No-brains" McGee successfully completed 5 passes in the last game, bringing his total to 31 completed passes in 23 games. This also makes him the 3rd living halfling on the team to pass 30 SP.

The jury is still out on deciding whether the more impressive achievement is being alive after 23 games or completing that many passes.

The team has been approached with offers of a [L]eague/stuntee Tournament which allows halflings, and is pleased to announce that they will probably be taking part. Assuming it's still open, that is. The message was delivered almost a week ago, but wasn't opened due to a comic mix-up involving a hotpot, 26 bright yellow elastic bands, a morbid fear of unpaid bills, and an aardvark. The team's manager was unwilling to comment further on this matter.