And let's not even get into what ELSE he had extra of
There once was a goblin from freeta,
Who was so egregious a cheata,
He grafted six hands,
onto his armbands,
And he had about ten extra feet-a!

What did you think I was going to say?
The big ugly minotaur Krock,
Blitzed players all around the clock.
He killed twenty men,
some goblins and then,
He played with his big hairy smock.

Cheesemongers!
The worst thing about those darn rats,
Is not the sad lack of big cats,
nor the fact that they run,
faster than anyone,
but the fact that they act like such prats.