Posted by bghandras on 2018-01-15 14:44:43
Build on greenskins STRENGHTS, eh? :)
Posted by grunth on 2018-01-15 14:45:44
greaaaaat reading mate, congrats !
and i will try to prove MYSELF that i can finally go in playoffs, after the last season tragedy hehe ;D
GL to all for this new season!
P.S. : KILL those Pats !
Posted by Calthor on 2018-01-15 15:00:54
And Cardinals start off with a loss against the Eagles... Well, you did rate them just higher than the Cardinals. Clearly it's the fault of these rankings!
Posted by horekim on 2018-01-15 15:09:32
Great read buddy. Thanks for taking the time to do this. Much appreciated
Posted by Kaiowas on 2018-01-15 15:13:49
Note to self, prove scimitars can play
Posted by bghandras on 2018-01-15 15:14:21
Lots of controversion, but fun stuff! You will be proven wrong, sir, hopefully not by Pats, but maybe by them too. :)
Posted by spelledaren on 2018-01-15 15:47:01
Eh, given our random performance during season 4, #12 seems nice to the Vikings. I'm lacking some real power, low on guard, mighty blow and ST4.
Certainly Avalanche and Knights have stronger rosters?
Posted by sonrises on 2018-01-15 16:09:33
"has anyone seen coach sonrises?" shouts jeffrey with little hope of getting a positive answer. Jeffrey had been searching for coach sonrises the last 2 hours with no success. This was his last try ... a coffee bar 3 miles away from Grizzlies training facilities.
"SSShhhhhh, You! Jeffrey! here!" A loud familiar whisper could be heard. Jeffrey scans around hoping to find coach sonrises but he cant recognise anyone in the coffe bar.
"Shhhh! down here! it is me! coach sonrises!". Jeffrey couldnt believe his eyes. Coach sonrises dressing up like a fat 50 something lady!. "Coach, is that you?"
"Quiet jeffrey! i am hiding! shhhh"
"But owners want to have a talk with you coach... inmediately. You need to come to Headoffice now" replies Jeffrey.
"No way i am coming!!"
"But... Coach..., what is so wrong?"
" What is wrong? you really asking me that?!!. I have spent a fortune this offseason in trading!! Arggggh"
"Well coach, you signed very good players... Draken is a beast and mobile, Vaccaro is a silent, swift killer and Foster is a hidden gem, just needs a bit of time and development... Draft was good too, Short is a top lino and the Ogre scored an IQ of 86 which is astonishing for an ogre. Even Sturgis can make a good job in LOS. You just need to put the pieces together and make them click, imho"
"Do you really think that Jeffrey? Do you really think they are good players? Do you think we can play good Blood Bowl? and score goals every game?"
"...you don't score goals in Blood Bowl coach..." Answers jeffrey in almost disbelief. We say almost disbelief because jeffrey is used to coach sonrises idiot ways.
"You right Jeffrey! I was kidding... hehe...just testing you... I meant... can we score buckets? and make 3 pointers at a high percentage?" says coach sonrises in a soft tone ...trying to see hope in his dramatic situation.
"...ehem coach...we wont score buckets or 3 poiners at all...no a single one in the whole season i am afraid...Blood bowl doesnt..."
"I Knew it!! I am doomed!" interrupts coach sonrises "I just spent that big money to get a good review in ARC rankings! you know... Agents told me they were good players ... they could score buckets! and i trust their words! I was convinced they could score buckets and make us win! Now i am going to get sacked instead if owners find me today...but they will not...I will hide all day and my renewal clause will be effective tomorrow morning...muwhahahaha..." And coach sonrises disguised as a 50+ old fat woman runs off the cofee bar loudly laughing like a mad man...well woman...
Jeffrey walks back to Grizzlies facilities thinking how in hell a complete idiot as coach sonrises could get this multi milion gc job...
Posted by ben_awesome on 2018-01-15 16:28:02
Very important for the Sluggers to come through the first game unscathed.
Posted by spelledaren on 2018-01-15 17:41:51
Hahaha!
Posted by SpecialOne on 2018-01-15 18:51:56
Very nice words from our Enforcer. Hope I can keep my level of game, now that I have something that looks like a team...
Posted by asteflix on 2018-01-15 19:26:01
The Eagles deserved higher ! booo arcayn ! :D
Posted by ttorvatn on 2018-01-15 21:52:50
No need to boo :) Just prove Arcayn wrong :) Thank, Arcayn, for another great job :)
Posted by CroixFer on 2018-01-15 23:04:30
Like it: "most dangerous squad".... ye be warned, folks!
Posted by The_Murker on 2018-01-17 09:10:42
These Rankings are perhaps the most fun aspect of DLE. Doing them after every game was a little ambitious last season, but with a 16 game season, it would be cool to see them after every 4 games or so, if your emergy persists.
The Unicorns obviously arn't going to sit mid-pack, once you see some Season 5 games, not after kicking the Universe and it's coach out of the play-offs last season. But at least you didn't err as bad as last year and put them in the bottom 4!