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Arcayn
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2023

2023-05-07 19:18:12
rating 6

2019

2019-07-24 17:29:18
rating 5.4
2019-02-01 15:30:31
rating 5.8
2019-01-09 21:09:58
rating 4.7

2018

2018-10-18 03:18:07
rating 6
2018-07-17 12:08:51
rating 6
2018-02-26 16:25:01
rating 5
2018-01-15 14:33:11
rating 5.7

2017

2017-12-22 05:09:02
rating 3.9
2017-08-24 06:28:10
rating 6
2017-08-14 05:57:53
rating 6
2017-08-07 13:49:54
rating 6
2017-07-26 16:11:53
rating 6
2017-05-29 23:04:26
rating 6

2016

2016-05-25 01:43:26
rating 4.8
2016-03-11 22:09:49
rating 4.9
2018-02-05 08:28:02
13 votes, rating 6
ARC Power Rankings- DLE Season 5, Post Round 2
These are the Power Rankings for the DLE including Rounds 1 and 2. No games played after Round 2 have been taken into consideration.

32.) Skar Bay Sharks: "The Carp" (0/0/2) have yet to find their footing since hiring a new coach. Coach Muaddib is suffering a lot of lumps to start his DLE career. Until he figures things out the Sharks will likely continue to occupy this spot.

31.) Talabheim Slugger: The Slugs (0/0/2) lost two matches in the KFC's 4th place batch. Not a good sign for things to come.

30.) Averheim River Bandits: These Pirates (0/1/1) have not looked particularly strong to start the season. But like the Sharks, the coach may just need some time to get accustomed to the DLE.

29.) Carroburg Crimson Cascade: 3C (0/0/2) has yet to find the win column this season, or even the draw column for that matter. Rumors that fans from Norden threw some white tint into the Crimson paint vats prior to the Round 2 match-up could have thrown the Cascade off of their game.

28.) Fort Solace Griffins: The 'Fins (1/1/0) climb a few spots after coming through their first 2 without a loss. However, after the loss of some players to death and injury they now possess the league's lowest TW.

27.) Barboza Bruisers: Kummo still appears to be pretty quiet this season, but his Bruisers (1/1/0) have faired pretty well so far.

26.) Altdorf Thunderbolts: The 'Bolts (1/1/0) are a part of the ascent of the KFC West. Known in certain league circles to be the weakest division in the DLE, the K-Dub played through the first batch with no losses. And the Miyers-led 'Bolts look to be focused on success this season.

25.) Templehof Thunder: So far the Thunder (0/0/2) and their coach have not proven me wrong from my pre-season statement. And as such they slide a few spots in these rankings.

24.) Los Cabos Marauders: The Marauders' (0/0/2) coach was one of the most vocal about my Pre-season rankings of his team being wrong. And then while playing a 3rd place schedule goes out and loses both starting matches. So I guess you were right coach... My rankings were wrong. And as such you slide a few.

23.) Praag Grizzlies: The Grizz (1/1/0) also come out of the first batch with no losses. Respectable results but on a 4th place schedule. Let's see what the Bears can do once they play stiffer competition.

22.) Muckenhof Manticores: The Manticores (1/1/0) improved upon their overall record and as such move up a few slots... I am a man of my word afterall ;)

21.) Wolfsbach Scimitars: The Butterknives' (0/1/1) coach was another that was adamant that I had ranked his team too low in the Pre-season Rankings. Then on the pitch he earns 1 of a possible 4 points. So I am still wondering if the pattern that I mentioned in the last rankings is going to keep going. We wait to see...

20.) Norden Legion: Pink Power (2/0/0) has taken the league by storm in this young season? Can they keep it up? We aren't sure, but for now they climb a few spots with 2 wins.

19.) Emsk Red Cardinals: ERC (1/0/1) is about where I expected them to be after their 2 matches. .500 is mediocrity at it's best. That puts you right about here... Middle 3rd of the league.

18.) Middenheim Classics: The Classics' (2/0/0) coach likes to talk about the Curse of Middenheim, but it looks like this Curse might be gone. Two wins when playing a 2nd place schedule probably deserves a higher ranking, but with history (and the Curse) we need to see more before moving them into the top half of the league.

17.) Irrana Avalanche: SHC Champion Avs (0/1/1) is one of the teams that I heard I had ranked too low. But with the start they've had I continue to disagree with that. CaptainRhino needs to wake his boys up if he wishes to return to the Show.

16.) Marienburg Foxes: The Foxes (0/1/1) are one of my biggest disappointments so far this season. I expected this team to have 2 wins at this point of the season. Hopefully they can turn it around in an apparently weaker division.

15.) Remas Eagles: I'll take the opportunity here to mention that my beloved Eagles of the NFL just beat the Patriots in Super Bowl LII to capture their first Super Bowl Trophy. These Eagles (1/1/0) have a long way to go to fill those shoes. While the coach is overflowing with self-confidence, I believe either that is a detriment at times, or he just loses focus. Either way, I don't see Remas as much more than middle of the pack, unless the youngster at the helm can focus on every game like it's the most important one.

14.) Monte Castello Wreckers: The Wreckers (0/0/2) are off to a rough start. And playing in the division they are in, could make it tough to recover from the weak start. But Coach Hoodless is one of those coaches that is able to pull off such a turnaround, as long as his laptop doesn't suffer a CAS.

13.) Kemperbad Knights: The Knights (0/2/0) seem to be starting the season the same way they did last season... lots of draws. Ties are better than losses, but it takes wins to get to the Show.

12.) Flashfurt Universe: As I stated before... It's always tough to be the one to follow "The Man." So far in this young season the Universe's (0/0/2) new coach has not faired well against some of the Top competition in the KFC. So now that he moves on to some of the other teams, we will see how he fares vs his division mates and the division that he has long proclaimed as the KFC-Easy.

11.) Erengrad Vikings: The Vikes (1/1/0) get a slight bump in the rankings this time as they have been successful to start the season, but I still have questions.

10.) Hargendorf Unicorns: The One Horns (1/1/0) look to be the class of the K-North. With the fall of the Universe since the change at coach, Coach Murk seems to be ready to take the reins and begin his reign.

9.) Grenzburg Greenskins: I questioned in the Pre-Season Rankings if the Orcs (0/0/2) were ready for the big time, and their 2 losses to open the season seem to indicate that they are not, but it is early. Even with 2 losses this team doesn't slide that far.

8.) Bilbali Rangers: I expected more from the Rangers (0/2/0) to start the season. I still think they are a great team, but I think they need to be more aggressive than to settle for draws.

7.) Rotenbach Razorbacks: In the Pre-Season I mentioned that no matter what the Hawgs (2/0/0) had on their roster, they would always be in just about every match because of their coach. Well he has done exactly that. With 2 wins he climbs solidly into the top 10.

6.) Nuln Gunners: The Gunners (1/1/0) results are quite good for playing a 1st place schedule. 3 of 4 points solidifies their standing in these rankings.

5.) Brionne Buccaneers: The Bucs (2/0/0) are looking Mean. Top 5 material at this point for sure.

4.) San Luis 49ers: Mobo and his Niners (1/1/0) look ready to hold on to their division title, although the Hawgs may challenge them, Mobo has much more talent to work with.

3.) Broekwater Patriots: Regular season is back up on us and the Pats (0/2/0) have fallen back into their conservative ways. The only team in the K-Dub without a victory in the first batch. Pats are still one of the best teams in the league, but not winning will cause you to drop from the Top Spot.

2.) Wolfenburg Wolfskins: A new GM for the Pelts (2/0/0) and new security for coach/owner Laskas could bring even more success to this powerhouse.

1.) Kislev White Wolves: KWW in my opinion is currently the cream of the crop in the DLE. And Fletcher Cox looks to lead his team to a championship in the DLE, just the way he did in the NFL... (Yes another Philly plug, but I'm excited, what can I say?)
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Posted by horekim on 2018-02-05 08:52:50
Thanks for doing these. They are great fun to read!

And congrats on winning the Super Bowl
Posted by jdm on 2018-02-05 09:27:57
Great work Arcayn, these are fun to read, even to someone who doesn't play in the league
Posted by Danish_Dan on 2018-02-05 09:35:38
Brilliant write up Arcayn, and congrats on the Eagles!
Posted by sonrises on 2018-02-05 09:52:51
"Jeffrey! we are moving up!" shouts coach sonrises. Jeffrey was trying to sneak out the office but couldnt get out fast enough. Now he is trapped and has to face coach sonrises.
"yes, coach. Good, right?" Jeffrey replies with zero enthusiasm.
"#23 wont save my job..., but it is an improvement. By the way Jeffrey, why Arcayn call us bears? Grizzlies are not bears, Grizzlies are Grizzlies... everybody knows that" questions sonrises and expects Jeffrey a positive nod.
"Well coach...Grizzlies are bears...actually the grizzly bear is a subspecies of brown bear"
"whatz? what are you talking about? What are all those fancy words? are you trying to look clever and educated Jeffrey? Dont use tricks to me and try to fool me! Listen young man, a Grizzly is a Grizzly, like a bear is a bear regardless of skin colour being brown, white or purple, understand?"
"Sure coach sonrises! You right! Sorry but i got to go now...lots of work, #1 White wolves coming next, remember?" and Jeffrey darts off the office giving no chance to coach sonrises to engage in such an idiotic conversation any further.
Posted by SpecialOne on 2018-02-05 10:46:41
This is very good!!!
Posted by ttorvatn on 2018-02-05 12:25:58
What??? White tint in our paint? That would make it... what... pink?! Blood Bowl will have to be put on hold. This is a serious threat to business!!
Posted by grunth on 2018-02-05 13:29:55
nice nice nice !!!
Posted by The_Murker on 2018-02-05 15:30:29
One of the best parts of DLE. Thanks
Posted by sonrises on 2018-02-05 15:43:09
Hope you dont mind Arcayn. A complement to your wonderful rankings ;)

32. Sharks (=)
31. Slugger (-1)
30. Bandits (-3)
29. CCC (-7)
28. Griffins (+3)
27. Bruisers (+1)
26. Thunderbolts (+3)
25. Thunder (-2)
24. Marauders (-3)
23. Grizzlies (+3)
22. Manticores (+2)
21. Scimitars (-2)
20. Legion (+5)
19. Cardinals (-1)
18. Classics (+2)
17. Avalanche (-2)
16. Foxes (-7)
15. Eagles (+2)
14. Wreckers (-3)
13. Knights (=)
12. Universe (-7)
11. Vikings (+1)
10. Unicorns (+6)
09. Greenskins (-3)
08. Rangers (+2)
07. Razorbacks (+7)
06. Gunners (+1)
05. Buccs (+3)
04. 49ers (=)
03. Patriots (-2)
02. Wolfskins (+1)
01. White Wolves (+1)

Who is hot? Razorbacks (+7), Unicorns (+6), Legion (+5)
... and ice cold? Universe (-7), Foxes (-7), CCC (-7)
Posted by Doofr on 2018-02-05 17:37:43
Great Work !!!

The pressure is on the White Wolves with them..Could they hold the pressure ?

First answer tonight at 23 vs the Bears ^^.
Posted by spelledaren on 2018-02-05 18:19:11
Nice. Yeah, we had a good start. Still think Avalanche is better than 17th.
Posted by sonrises on 2018-02-05 19:09:37
Bears?! Did you hear that on Tv Jeffrey?. He call us bears! Grizzlies are not bears are just Grizzlies! Are White Wolves cats?" Shouts sonrises while turning off tv.
"Cats? You mean dogs, dont you?" Jeffrey regrets this comment right after words came out his mouth.
"Cats Jeffrey! Wolves look a bit like cats, but they are not... everybody knows that Jeffrey! What made you think of dogs? Dogs and wolves are completely different..." 
Jeffrey cant believe how stupid his boss can be...
Posted by bghandras on 2018-02-06 11:19:25
I agree that Avalanches should be higher.