My 15th favorite number is the number twelve. There was a cute girl I knew in 2nd grade who said it like this... trelve. She makes the top 15.

My 14th favorite number is the number 1. Lots of people think it's first, but I tell them they are wrong because it's 14th.

My 13th favorite number is 23.99 because that's the lowest interest rate on my Chase Meaningless Rewards card.

My 12th favorite number would have been trelve again, but that girl never liked me once she learned how to speak correctly, so it's 9.

My 11th favorite number is 11:11pm because when my wife is up that late and says "11:11 make a wish" she always asks if I wished for sex... then she laughs... and falls asleep. Actually that's not my 11th favorite number anymore...

My 10th favorite number is 81 because that is the number of Terrell Owens, ex-pro NFL player and he is bankrupt now.

My 9th favorite number is 'i' because I enjoy confusing myself with math that works when you use imaginary numbers. It's like farting and not smelling anything bad... happy times!

My 8th favorite number is a 3 because it looks like boobies or a sack of testicles on it's side. That's good for anyone to like, am I right?!

My 7th favorite number is 74 because I was born on July 4th, 1974. It's my lucky number even though I've never won anything using that number before... ever. My whole life.

My 6th favorite number is 21 because it's a fun game with cards, basketball, sandbags, lawndarts, shopping baskets, opossums, silverfish, mailboxes, incest, oatmeal... I could go on, but I have more numbers to talk about.

My 5th favorite number is the number 2. Everyday I look forward to the number 2. I wake up... first thing on my mind after I drink a glass of water... the number 2.

My 4th favorite number is 19 because that is the day I always say is my wife's birthday even though I know it's the 17th. It's a big funny joke between her and me, but she doesn't laugh... not like when I ask for sex...

My 3rd favorite number is 80. When I turn 80, I am going on a huge bender that will be so epic I will actually turn back time 40 years and then live to 80 again and then kill myself because I'll have done everything else...

My 2nd favorite number is 69. YEAH!!! THAT's what I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!... and once someone tells me what that means, I may either make that my first favorite number or drop it off the list.

My 1st favorite and bestest number of all-time is the number 1234567890 because it is divisible by 9 and no other number in the world is divisible by 9!!!

I hope you enjoyed my Top 15. Yay for numbers that mean so much to me!!