Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-08-19 19:41:44
or the lengths people will go to to get away from being called Jeff!
Posted by PaddyMick on 2013-08-19 20:13:28
cor blimey, 5 years for a bit of puff
Posted by pythrr on 2013-08-20 01:30:04
you know, compared to the drug laws in the usa, Beezow comes across as the sane one....
Posted by lemf on 2013-08-20 01:42:11
Maybe there is a little Beezow in all of us. Just some hide it more than others.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-08-20 03:47:26
1/2 an ounce?! Shoot, we smoke that much on a thursday night! He couldn't be selling that little. He was personal using there. Besides, who in their right mind sells and smokes? Paraphernalia means he is a stoner. Funny Article.
Posted by Arktoris on 2013-08-20 04:56:52
1/2oz pot...5 years...at taxpayer's expense. when you don't vote Libertarian...you end up with a government that sucks.
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-08-20 05:59:56
@keggie... had a buddy make one (1) blunt from a half ounce back in the day. Agreed to all that the punishment don't fit the crime. The real crime is him being able to get that name on his driver's license when I can't cross my eyes for the photo.
Posted by baelnic on 2013-08-20 06:15:48
Has anyone done a coach search, that seems like a good and proper Fumbbl name.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2013-08-20 08:25:14
Beezow, as he is best known, was booked into the jail as Jeffrey D. Wilschke, the name on his driver’s license, even though he legally changed his name in 2011.
You can rest at ease again Jeffro
Posted by happygrue on 2013-08-20 12:54:32
"No officer, I'm clean. I'll just be on my way if you don't mind. My name? Oh, it's Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop..."
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-08-20 16:00:49
This is totally the root of a great Orc team. BOBs could be Beezow, Doo-Doo, Zoppitybop and Bop-Bop. Then you could go in a lot of directions with the other player names, like all those kids whose parents are forced by judges to change their name from "Messiah" or "Adolph Hitler Johnson" or whatever, and unfortunate offspring of '60s celebs like Dweezil Zappa and whatnot.
Posted by RobRoyDuncan on 2013-08-20 17:10:22
Bah weep graaagnah weep nini bong!
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-08-20 18:01:07
ROFLMAO!! An Orc team named "Interconnectedmess of Infinite Love" :D
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-08-20 18:10:16
Dooo eeeet!
Posted by oryx on 2013-08-20 21:13:56
This made me rofl so hard...
Posted by Bullroarer4 on 2013-08-20 22:50:58
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=747873
Ninja Orc