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2013-07-09 18:57:32
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Lord Eddard Stark avenged!
The awful and cruel king, Joffrey "Baratheon" I of his name, is dead.
The [royal censorship] golden king [end of royal censorship] was brutally murdered on a blood bowl pitch, by the hands of the northern "The sound of the crowd" of team "League of Humans", in this match. http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3459864 (turn 8).
The talented human blitzer, who was heard screaming "This is for NED!" (the coach actually typed that in chat, before blitzing) while charging on the blond shit, said on the episode "I'm glad I could finally avenge Lord Eddard Stark, a man of honor.".
On the episode the Coach of the Second Liners, Uedder BlackFigger declared "I've never been so happy to see one of my players die. Did I say he screamed? He screamed lot, and it looked extremely painful... It was an exilar...emm devastating moment.".
Witnesses declare coach BlackFigger was laughing madly, while keeping away the apo from the dying turd,
Apo access was denied to the young prince, who had just scored an awesome TD (turn 7), his first, and last. Even the fans of his team got upset by the intolerable celebration, which lasted 48 minutes, with several beheadings and whippings..
They even threw rocks at him, but his team-mate kutti was hit instead. The whole crowd started screaming injuries at him, encouraging the opposite team to kill him. When "the sound of the crowd" (prophetic name?) killed the crowned dick, the whole stadium exploded in jubilation.
The whole seven kingdoms are still celebrating the early departure of the crowned abomination.
These are the declarations of his siblings:
"Joff was the sweetest boy I've ever known, he was a fantastic king and he would've grown to be a legend, had he lived" said royal courtesan and raegent queen Cersei.
This is the statement of his fath..errr uncle Jaime Lannister " Joff was no more to me than a squirt of seed in Cersei's cunt. He deserved to die".
Kingsguard Arys Oakheart said the finest words about the former king "He was tall and strong for his age".
The fresh wife and widow maergery Tyrell stated "I'm totally devastated. I'll merry his child brother tomorrow, but I'll have to wait years, before i can finally be a true queen, and be bedded, too. This one at least was straight.".
His place, both on the Iron Throne and on the LoS of the Second Liners, is to be taken by his younger brother Tommen "Baratheon".
The [royal censorship] golden king [end of royal censorship] was brutally murdered on a blood bowl pitch, by the hands of the northern "The sound of the crowd" of team "League of Humans", in this match. http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3459864 (turn 8).
The talented human blitzer, who was heard screaming "This is for NED!" (the coach actually typed that in chat, before blitzing) while charging on the blond shit, said on the episode "I'm glad I could finally avenge Lord Eddard Stark, a man of honor.".
On the episode the Coach of the Second Liners, Uedder BlackFigger declared "I've never been so happy to see one of my players die. Did I say he screamed? He screamed lot, and it looked extremely painful... It was an exilar...emm devastating moment.".
Witnesses declare coach BlackFigger was laughing madly, while keeping away the apo from the dying turd,
Apo access was denied to the young prince, who had just scored an awesome TD (turn 7), his first, and last. Even the fans of his team got upset by the intolerable celebration, which lasted 48 minutes, with several beheadings and whippings..
They even threw rocks at him, but his team-mate kutti was hit instead. The whole crowd started screaming injuries at him, encouraging the opposite team to kill him. When "the sound of the crowd" (prophetic name?) killed the crowned dick, the whole stadium exploded in jubilation.
The whole seven kingdoms are still celebrating the early departure of the crowned abomination.
These are the declarations of his siblings:
"Joff was the sweetest boy I've ever known, he was a fantastic king and he would've grown to be a legend, had he lived" said royal courtesan and raegent queen Cersei.
This is the statement of his fath..errr uncle Jaime Lannister " Joff was no more to me than a squirt of seed in Cersei's cunt. He deserved to die".
Kingsguard Arys Oakheart said the finest words about the former king "He was tall and strong for his age".
The fresh wife and widow maergery Tyrell stated "I'm totally devastated. I'll merry his child brother tomorrow, but I'll have to wait years, before i can finally be a true queen, and be bedded, too. This one at least was straight.".
His place, both on the Iron Throne and on the LoS of the Second Liners, is to be taken by his younger brother Tommen "Baratheon".
Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-07-09 19:17:51
Fun read! :)
Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-07-09 19:41:20
Fluff is good, but why censor 'bastard' when you didn't bother with the rest? Heh.
Posted by Uedder on 2013-07-09 21:17:42
it was royal censorship. They don't like the idea of being bastards... the rest is fine with them. As long as they can keep the crown.
Posted by garyt1 on 2013-07-09 21:20:07
Seems he turned amazingly brave to go on the LOS. Or was it a foul plot?
Posted by Verminardo on 2013-07-09 22:08:10
I assure you his royal highness is in [url=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=9022932]good health[/url]. You got the wrong guy! ;-)
Posted by Uedder on 2013-07-09 22:40:39
His grace was not on the LoS, as he had just been promoted to the veteran rank after scoring his first TD.
Elf Joffrey? It's a fake. He clearly devoted himself to the gods of Chaos.
Elf Joffrey? It's a fake. He clearly devoted himself to the gods of Chaos.
Posted by Retro21 on 2013-07-10 10:50:00
fantastic write up :D