Every Blood Bowl critic knows Patchable Jim. Why, you say? Because Jim is the FUMBBL recordman for most games without gaining 1 spp. -Source-

But, alas, everything must come to an end, and so did Jim's outstandingly anonymous streak. While he stubbornly refuses to die, he earned his first mvp in his 35th match.

While his team proceeded to smash the dorfs, Jim had been sitting in the dugout, like he usually does. His grace beholding the suffering and his inspiring "ouch, ish hurtsh!"s couldn't result in anything but a well-earned mvp. He now sports the respectable average of 0.142 spss per game (1 each 7 games).

Sadly, the dorfs managed a crazy turn 8 score for the draw. Check out the replay because it's worth watching!

Now grow strong, little Jim, if you manage too keep your average, you're just 1197 games short of legendhood!