This game. Goblin FUBAR cup derby. Total dice control. They made us fail every roll, THEY got in our way. THEY knew they couldn't stop us with real blood bowl.

All game I felt they coldblooded sneaky eyes on me. Then I said in chat "This one goes straight to the Spiro blog". And BAM! Suddenly I make a 6+ goblin pass with 6+ troll catch with a 4+ loner roll. 4+ RS, dodge and gfis.

Then I saw the truth. And chills went down my spine. OMG my hands are still shaking! THEY are watching us, people! Mentioning the spiro blog was enough to activate the cover-up, in the form of impossible rolls happening in my favour. THEY knew they had gone too far. THEY knew I would've exposed them, so they gave me the sixes so now THEY can say "Yeah, dice are fickle, you got crazy rolls, too!". And label me as a nuttie. Classic Cover-up CIA Intelligence NSA CSI Zangief style. Same as Roosvelt.

Of course THEIR godlike chainsaw was just in range to reach my troll and promptly ko'd him on a BS conspirative blitz.

I've had enough of THEIR Big Brother controlling, but people are waking up, we will expose the truth.

Now, who are they? And what do they want to achieve?

Goblins, trying to steal the FUBAR? Likely, but they're just a pawn, not the threads-puller.

Humans, Onearlod, trying to steal the FUBAR by taking out the best team+coach of the AAR? They're into this, but there's more.

Are these people trying to manipulate the essence of probabilistic itself?

Where does this "probabilistic" law or force come from? Who enlaws this? How comes if i throw a coin enough times, the odds of head and tails will be EXACTLY 50%? Who decided this? How do they enforce this "probabilistic" on our lives?

Science says that probabilistc might influence our very organism. Like reproduction. And thoughts. Are THEY controlling our births and our thoughts? They are.

BUT WHY?

Gotta go now, there's a man in a black suit with sunglasses looking at me. If you don't hear again from me then take my word as truth. Oh MY GOSH WHAT THE.....

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