2008
2008-04-23 05:55:37
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2008-04-03 17:56:49
37 votes, rating 4
37 votes, rating 4
Friends don't let friends go up against dark elfs as chaos dwarfs
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2143702
South Park Avengers 5 - 0 coca
So I had played this guy in ranked and it was pretty clear he needed more practice so I suggested an Academy rematch so it could be a learning experience and he get a better handle on the game before the ranked wolves tear him limb from limb. What followed was the biggest blowout I have achieved in Fumbbl. I'm not proud of the win as you can tell from the replay, michaelgluba has a long way to go in order to be effective. But he was kind about it and took his lumps like a man.
Two crazy things about this game, michaelgluba was dead set on using his bulls and dwarfs as the ball carriers, tried to tell him that the hobs were the scorers on his team but he wasn't having it. Check out how many AG 2 pick ups he tries, AND THEN SUCCEEDS, i mean he only fail like once, it was crazy, this game could have been 7 or 8 to zero if he had not been so lucky.
The other funny thing is that michaelgluba is a south park fan, and he was dead set on getting Kenny...which he did, but was unable to kill him. Also funny was the running banter from Cartman who got a niggler and had to watch on that side lines as his arch nemesis on the team, Kyle, score 4 TDs, completed 2 passes, rushed for 31, and ended with 14 SPP..."I hate you kyle, i hate you so very much" was the mantra for cartman AND the chaos dwarfs.
But in the end, with their tails between their legs, it was the dwarfs that said
Had to add this on, it's not my work but Bully_Ben's, too priceless to not tag on
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Announcer #1: Chaos Dwarf 3, what the hell kind of name is that, he moves up to guard the ball, oh wait, he's going to try and pick it up. Doesn't he know his roll on this team. He got it, oh my god, he got it. What a break for the team. He moves over. Now they just need to build a cage with the centaurs and troll and they can stroll through these dark elf pansies.
No wait, he's going to pass. What idiot of a coach drew up this play. Yea, put the hobgoblins on the line, and lets have the dwarfs running and passing.
He throws to a hobgoblin, no wait. He's going for the Bull Centaur. He completed it, the crowd goes wild folks. This may be the first successful chaos dwarf to bull centaur pass ever.
Announcer #2: Bob, that may be the first chaos dwarf to bull centaur pass ever attempted.
Announcer #1: You may be right Bob, but with this coach at the helm, I'm sure it won't be the last. Too bad he left the Bull Centaur in a naked bootleg because he just got the crap knocked out of him from 2 linemen and a dark elf blitzer. Ooh, that had to hurt.
South Park Avengers 5 - 0 coca
So I had played this guy in ranked and it was pretty clear he needed more practice so I suggested an Academy rematch so it could be a learning experience and he get a better handle on the game before the ranked wolves tear him limb from limb. What followed was the biggest blowout I have achieved in Fumbbl. I'm not proud of the win as you can tell from the replay, michaelgluba has a long way to go in order to be effective. But he was kind about it and took his lumps like a man.
Two crazy things about this game, michaelgluba was dead set on using his bulls and dwarfs as the ball carriers, tried to tell him that the hobs were the scorers on his team but he wasn't having it. Check out how many AG 2 pick ups he tries, AND THEN SUCCEEDS, i mean he only fail like once, it was crazy, this game could have been 7 or 8 to zero if he had not been so lucky.
The other funny thing is that michaelgluba is a south park fan, and he was dead set on getting Kenny...which he did, but was unable to kill him. Also funny was the running banter from Cartman who got a niggler and had to watch on that side lines as his arch nemesis on the team, Kyle, score 4 TDs, completed 2 passes, rushed for 31, and ended with 14 SPP..."I hate you kyle, i hate you so very much" was the mantra for cartman AND the chaos dwarfs.
But in the end, with their tails between their legs, it was the dwarfs that said
Had to add this on, it's not my work but Bully_Ben's, too priceless to not tag on
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Announcer #1: Chaos Dwarf 3, what the hell kind of name is that, he moves up to guard the ball, oh wait, he's going to try and pick it up. Doesn't he know his roll on this team. He got it, oh my god, he got it. What a break for the team. He moves over. Now they just need to build a cage with the centaurs and troll and they can stroll through these dark elf pansies.
No wait, he's going to pass. What idiot of a coach drew up this play. Yea, put the hobgoblins on the line, and lets have the dwarfs running and passing.
He throws to a hobgoblin, no wait. He's going for the Bull Centaur. He completed it, the crowd goes wild folks. This may be the first successful chaos dwarf to bull centaur pass ever.
Announcer #2: Bob, that may be the first chaos dwarf to bull centaur pass ever attempted.
Announcer #1: You may be right Bob, but with this coach at the helm, I'm sure it won't be the last. Too bad he left the Bull Centaur in a naked bootleg because he just got the crap knocked out of him from 2 linemen and a dark elf blitzer. Ooh, that had to hurt.
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