http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2144925

Wonky Warp Rats 4-0 Parishioners of Hate

Now I haven’t been playing on Fumbbl that long, but this seriously was the worst luck I have ever seen visited on anyone, myself included. My opponent Waltang’s elves literally didn’t get a single break the whole game. At the same time the rats could do no wrong, if I made a block, he went down, if i GFI, I made it every time. I guess I don’t understand the luck percentage because there was no way in hell that he was 7% less lucky than me, tack a 0 on the seven and you might be right. Let us peruse some of the Parishioners’ lowlights shall we,

They were 3 for 7 on just picking up the ball, AG 4 elves, mind boggling!

GET BALL BEFORE RE_ROLL: Moravis Thorn dropped the ball.
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Moravis Thorn
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1

GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Asperon Benoin
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1

GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Hubris Doom
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1

GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Racour Curfew
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1

The one time an elf went for it

(1) Malachi Rakarth trips and falls trying to go for it!

The only serious injury to the elves all game,

(5, 5) + 0, (4, 6) + 0, 5: Elijah Tullaris has been seriously injured!!
(54) Smashed Knee - Niggling Injury
(1) Apothecary FAILS!

Some great elf blitzing results,

Asperon Benoin selected.
Blitz selected.
SKULL

Eli Khan selected
Blitz selected
SKULL
Team re-roll used.
1 db Block re-rolled.
SKULL
Eli Khan is knocked over.
(6, 6) + 0, (6, 2) + 0, 0: Eli Khan has been knocked out.

A single rat DIDN’T EVEN get KOed till turn 5 of the second half!!!!, so much for that wimpy AV7

To Waltang’s credit he had a great attitude about the whole match even though I would have been screaming at my pixels about the utterly crappy effort they were putting forth. I guess the saying holds very true in Fumbbl, “sometimes you’re the bug, and sometimes you’re the windshield” Nuffle can be such a cruel god.

I look forward to playing Waltang again and hopefully he gets to be the windshield next match!