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<i>Who's the leader of the gang
That kills for you and me?
R-I-C, K-E-Y, T-H-E-R-A-T!

Hey there, ho there, DIE there
It's as blood-soaked as can be,
R-I-C, K-E-Y, T-H-E-R-A-T!

Rickey Rat (UNCA SCOURGE!),
Rickey Rat (UNCA SCOURGE!),
Forever let us hoist your victims high (God, somebody help me!)

Grab a knife and take a life
And join the jamboree
R-I-C, K-E-Y, T-H-E-R-A-T!</i>

"Rickey the Rat and Friends" was a mildly-successful Skaven children's show ("children's show" meaning that it was a show dedicated to hunting, preparing, cooking, and serving children). Unfortunately, the cast's tendency to eat sponsors resulted in financial troubles. The marketing department came up with the bright idea of playing exhibition Blood Bowl games against teams of local vagrants to raise some cash, and a "reorganization" plan was born . . .

As a team, the Ratsketeers have been just as underwhelmingly successful as they were a TV show. It turns out that teams of beastmen or orcs are somewhat tougher prey than frightened children or drunks playing for food -- who knew? The Rats can be bullied, and do occasionally get blown clean off the pitch. However, like any good Skaven team, they've got enough raw speed to keep any game interesting, and have cultivated a deep bench to help with that pesky "attrition" thing. They don't win 'em all, but they can keep you on your toes -- though they'd much rather nibble them off.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
8 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Strong Arm
  14 15 0 0 1 0 17/31 130k
(145)k
 
2
Rip
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 7
Block
Guard
-av 13 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 110k
(110)k
 
3
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  6 0 0 1 2 0 6/16 110k
(125)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
8 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Strip Ball
-ma 13 1 5 0 0 0 16/31 120k
(135)k
 
5
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Sprint, Block, Sure Feet
  14 0 12 0 0 0 36/51 140k
(158)k
 
6
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 6
Dodge
Catch
-av 13 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(95)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dauntless
  13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 3 7   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
 
9
Lineman
8 3 3 7
+MA
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(90)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
  7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(75)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3 7   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(55)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
n 13 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(63)k
 
13
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(115)k
 
14
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  10 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(90)k
 
15
Doc
Lineman
7 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
 
16
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Side Step
  4 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 100k
(115)k
 
16 players  
Coach: BlairHippo Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (5/3/6) |TD Diff:-5 (20 - 25) |Cas Diff:-37 (6/4/2 - 28/13/8)
Last Opponent: UFC Starcraft

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Chaos WastesChaos1000k50/0/050k0 - 01000k91/1/050k62k
AliceInChainsNorse1070k131/1/060k2 - 01030k120/2/050k59k
Metal Maniacs 665Undead1150k90/0/040k1 - 31210k234/1/170k50k
GoblineatersOrc1200k211/1/040k3 - 21160k182/0/140k52k
Dirty GirlsAmazon1270k50/0/060k0 - 31270k222/1/180k70k
Ancient GrudgesDwarf1230k160/0/080k3 - 11110k101/0/060k51k
GreenOrc1350k140/0/170k2 - 21090k223/1/180k67k
Black DragonChaos Dwarf1440k70/1/060k0 - 21260k213/3/160k63k
Rat HuntersDark Elf1400k120/0/130k1 - 11360k152/0/170k63k
Narien Highlanders IIHigh Elf1450k151/0/050k2 - 11500k163/0/050k45k
Metal ChoirWood Elf1540k130/1/050k1 - 41720k242/1/040k52k
NecrophiliaxNecromantic Horror1620k90/0/010k1 - 21590k171/1/150k54k
Wyeth's Puppy KickersHigh Elf1640k253/0/080k4 - 11640k172/2/170k65k
UFC StarcraftHuman1630k70/0/060k0 - 31600k202/0/050k55k