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2015-06-03 14:03:02
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Wu Tan Bounty, donations and top time classics
ORIGINAL POST: "Hey all - I've already responded to Canvasblack on his bounty blog which invites you all to retire the Wu Tan Clan after their recent destruction of the Phoenix Rising Stars III.
Well, in concocting a list of brutal matches featuring killer chaos teams being murdered to try to console Canvasblack it got me thinking - what are the all time most brutal, team retiring or severely altering matches we have witnessed or come across?
What are the top ten classics of all time?
Here are some candidates but I'm sure that you guys will find better than my 3-5 and possibly even 1 and 2 spots!"
Edit: the below is the current ranking but please let me know if you think the order should be changed -a part of me feels like Ken's day of Karma should be number one but for now the dark elves are holding the champion's belt:
TOP HITS OF FUMBBL CARNAGE:
1) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1152148 (How many secret blades were these dark elves concealing?)
2) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3619271 Ken's day of Karma
3) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3357765 Flings in epic Pyrrhic victory
4) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3266376 How to lose 1020 in tv in one game
5) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3623490 Orcs have feelings too
6) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3689843 Roid Rage Babes suffer from a particularly bad batch of stimulants
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3146063
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3146063
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3690794 this team was retired early
7) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3565784 pretty epic battling
8) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3688987%3Cbr die clawpomber die
9) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3650949(not chaos but honourable mention cos it is still one of my teams getting absolutely ruined and i did have clawpombers on this Underworld team - see the destruction inflicted by Calcium!)
10) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3690221Orcs still have feelings too
11) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3083389 following game was probably rough
12) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3678060%3Cbr sometimes losing 7-0 hurts as much
Finally, harvestmouse stated any bounty = donation to Fumbbl once collected
On this basis we are donating 20 dollars today in honour of https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=ImpactedAnimal&id=16948
and https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=ImpactedAnimal&id=17001
cheers
IA
NOTE: LIST BEING EDITED UPON YOUR SUGGESTIONS
Well, in concocting a list of brutal matches featuring killer chaos teams being murdered to try to console Canvasblack it got me thinking - what are the all time most brutal, team retiring or severely altering matches we have witnessed or come across?
What are the top ten classics of all time?
Here are some candidates but I'm sure that you guys will find better than my 3-5 and possibly even 1 and 2 spots!"
Edit: the below is the current ranking but please let me know if you think the order should be changed -a part of me feels like Ken's day of Karma should be number one but for now the dark elves are holding the champion's belt:
TOP HITS OF FUMBBL CARNAGE:
1) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1152148 (How many secret blades were these dark elves concealing?)
2) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3619271 Ken's day of Karma
3) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3357765 Flings in epic Pyrrhic victory
4) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3266376 How to lose 1020 in tv in one game
5) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3623490 Orcs have feelings too
6) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3689843 Roid Rage Babes suffer from a particularly bad batch of stimulants
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3146063
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3146063
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3690794 this team was retired early
7) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3565784 pretty epic battling
8) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3688987%3Cbr die clawpomber die
9) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3650949(not chaos but honourable mention cos it is still one of my teams getting absolutely ruined and i did have clawpombers on this Underworld team - see the destruction inflicted by Calcium!)
10) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3690221Orcs still have feelings too
11) https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3083389 following game was probably rough
12) https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3678060%3Cbr sometimes losing 7-0 hurts as much
Finally, harvestmouse stated any bounty = donation to Fumbbl once collected
On this basis we are donating 20 dollars today in honour of https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=ImpactedAnimal&id=16948
and https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=ImpactedAnimal&id=17001
cheers
IA
NOTE: LIST BEING EDITED UPON YOUR SUGGESTIONS
Comments
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2015-06-03 14:44:28
This one was absolutely brutal - https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3266376
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-03 14:50:06
yeah that one is brutal - for now I'm going to put it in the number two spot untill the votes are in
Posted by frogboy on 2015-06-03 14:52:26
The 36 Chambers of Death
Thanks for sharing, will be watching these :D
Thanks for sharing, will be watching these :D
Posted by mekitsh on 2015-06-03 15:39:33
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3565784
not that much dead players but a brutal match
not that much dead players but a brutal match
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-03 15:51:25
yeah that's brutal - going on the list
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2015-06-03 16:54:40
One of the best features of Fumbbl is being able to watch these games via replay, thanks for taking the time to dig these out
Posted by Kam on 2015-06-03 17:47:12
Azure Claw Squad
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3623490
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3623490
Posted by Kam on 2015-06-03 17:50:09
Oh and this one of course, but the team is retired:
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3357765
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3357765
Posted by xnoelx on 2015-06-03 18:36:41
\o/ I made the list! That game was the very first game of last year's GLT, and effectively knocked us both out. But it was all kinds of fun.
Posted by MrNomad on 2015-06-03 18:46:56
This particular match was in the 4th or 5th round of the GLT3 or 4 I believe.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3083389
Managed a win on a coin toss. OF course the next game I lost with over half the team gone :)
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3083389
Managed a win on a coin toss. OF course the next game I lost with over half the team gone :)
Posted by akaRenton on 2015-06-03 19:13:29
This is still my all time favourite to put any dicings in perspective:
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1152148
I'll be amazed if anyone can top it.
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1152148
I'll be amazed if anyone can top it.
Posted by Calcium on 2015-06-03 20:15:07
A good mix of me dealing out some pain as well as bending over and taking the shaft!
This is why I play box, in my humble opinion the purest BB is ever gonna get here :)
This is why I play box, in my humble opinion the purest BB is ever gonna get here :)
Posted by Calcium on 2015-06-03 20:16:56
Holy crap akarenton that is a beautiful match report :)
Posted by Calcium on 2015-06-03 20:21:33
Rebuilding a team after taking an epic kicking = WIN
There's a reason teams like the WMD's and the 'Babes are so well known, they dish it out, but don't quit when they take hard!
Morale of the story....NEVER RETREAT....NEVER SURRENDER!
There's a reason teams like the WMD's and the 'Babes are so well known, they dish it out, but don't quit when they take hard!
Morale of the story....NEVER RETREAT....NEVER SURRENDER!
Posted by CastleMan on 2015-06-03 20:47:57
It wasn't as bloody, but sure was brutal. One of my first matches on the site.
http://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3440959
http://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3440959
Posted by Kam on 2015-06-03 23:29:49
Oh I still remember that game, Beard Master! A memorable one for sure!
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-04 20:41:43
Wow I've got some work to do in responding:
The Great Gobbo - cheers man really glad you dig it :)
KAm - those are some epic additions - going to add now but then we need to sort a way of choosing the ultimate hits list
xnoelx - nothing better than making the top hits list :)
akarenton - possibly the new heavyweight champion of the world? definitely going to the top 2 (and v nice report :)
Calcium - epic points made and much kudos to your persistence with the babes and their utter brutalisation of so many aspiring players and teams (many of them my own!)
Castleman - not as bloody but still going on the top hits list
The Great Gobbo - cheers man really glad you dig it :)
KAm - those are some epic additions - going to add now but then we need to sort a way of choosing the ultimate hits list
xnoelx - nothing better than making the top hits list :)
akarenton - possibly the new heavyweight champion of the world? definitely going to the top 2 (and v nice report :)
Calcium - epic points made and much kudos to your persistence with the babes and their utter brutalisation of so many aspiring players and teams (many of them my own!)
Castleman - not as bloody but still going on the top hits list
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-04 21:45:47
Mr Nomad - Boom on the list
Posted by mrt1212 on 2015-06-05 00:38:43
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3437090
41 team turns and nobody played more than a half total.
41 team turns and nobody played more than a half total.
Posted by spinball on 2015-06-05 01:12:51
One for, and one against
Against me https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=2173731 Ogres beaten up by Zons
For beating up a legend coach playing nurgle https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3643212
Against me https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=2173731 Ogres beaten up by Zons
For beating up a legend coach playing nurgle https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3643212
Posted by Rbthma on 2015-06-05 15:16:34
not sure if this would make the list, but it's my own personal most brutal match so far: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3668540
3 RIP incl. lightning bolt (apo to MNG), 2 NI & 2 MNG. 59 drop in TV & 5 loners for their next match (after a long holiday)
great work & some fun matches.
3 RIP incl. lightning bolt (apo to MNG), 2 NI & 2 MNG. 59 drop in TV & 5 loners for their next match (after a long holiday)
great work & some fun matches.
Posted by Calcium on 2015-06-05 19:27:27
This has GLN written all over it :)
Posted by garyt1 on 2015-06-05 21:02:59
This one was harsh indeed with brutal clawing and fouling. Bear in mind 3 of those deaths and one niggle were on skilled Ogres! Including a superstar. We were bankrupted and couldn't replace the losses for some time. In fact we have never got back to that TV level.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3509471
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3509471
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-05 21:37:13
That one is brutal gary ouch - definitely going on...
Disclaimer to all : am about to go on a last minute holiday with the missus - so wont be able to update this till i return in a week but please keep up the awesome work - at this rate we're going to get a top 50 classics at least :)
Disclaimer to all : am about to go on a last minute holiday with the missus - so wont be able to update this till i return in a week but please keep up the awesome work - at this rate we're going to get a top 50 classics at least :)
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-05 21:37:46
also forgive my ignorance but was is GLN?
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-05 21:39:09
actually don't forgive my ignorance but don't worry about it it's clearly the grotty little newspaper!!!
Posted by DrPoods on 2015-06-06 10:19:23
This is from a while ago. My Lizards vs Slann.
Big George was the Krox. The rest were Saurii.
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3549971
I still wince thinking about it now.
Big George was the Krox. The rest were Saurii.
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3549971
I still wince thinking about it now.
Posted by Balle2000 on 2015-06-06 16:35:34
This hurt https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3146063
Posted by ImpactedAnimal on 2015-06-18 21:49:05
Ouch both are pretty epic