We are coming down to the wire now, folks.
In the AFC we have
The New York Wrecks vs.
The Baltimore Mavens
The Mavens snuck into the playoffs with the 6th seed, a wildcard, after coming in second place in the division to the team they beat to get to the Conference Championship. It was a bloody struggle and they took a lot of damage along the way but...They got fire in their belly and are ready to potentially make this an Elf vs. Elf Super Bowl.
The Wrecks are trying to cap off a great season with their first Super Bowl birth and
Broadway Joe has lived up to every accolade and morsel of praise heaped upon him. Will he be GOAT or goat? Tune in Friday at 19:30 Eastern to find out.
In the NFC we have
The Minnesota High Kings vs.
The Weaklington Frailskins
Fifth and Sixth seeds respectively, each took it to their opponents with the keen help of Eldril Sidewinder to get here. Minnesota finally vanquished their divisional arch-rival, Green Ball Attackers in the Divisional Round, after tying and losing in the regular season against them.
Weaklington put together a scrappy season to backdoor into the 6th seed when Philly squandered their chance in the final week. Filled with a sense of invincibility they took it to both Tampa Bowl and Arizona Kill Em All to get here. For some hot hot hot Elf action, tune in this Thursday at 9 PM Eastern to see thrills, spills and kills against two jacked Elfballers.