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The infamous Woluwe Bones Collectors massacre of May 5th (long may it live in memory) has left the Bokonon boys sorely understaffed and filled up with niggles. The will never submit! They will return! Long live Bokonon!!! er... as long as his dodgy leg allows him to play. If you are playing against this bunch of wusses, please be aware of the following: 1) ICE DANCE SUPERSTAR - while your tightly knit team of shiny, excitable, brutal warriors are in tip top condition and play a mean game of football, the boys of Bokonon United prefer to fall over a lot. 2) GENERAL WUSSYNESS - currently averaging one death per two games, Bokonon United are now paying rent at the local morgue. If you kill someone, don't feel sorry. You are promoting industry and helping to pay the wages of the undertakers. It is the best way out of the credit crunch you know, stimulate the economy. 3) ERIC STOLTZ - yes, I persuaded Eric Stoltz to join my team. No he isn't dead yet. If you really want to kill anyone, go for him. UPDATE: 23rd April 2009. Eric Stoltz is dead, gored by a minotaur. Good riddance. He averaged less than 3 blocks per game, and had no TDs, casualties, completions or intercepts. 4) THE COWARD'S LAST RESORT - even if you play really well and decimate me thanks to a supremely inventive gameplan, I will point to the top of the screen and weep a little as I read out the smallest two digit number known to man (edit: after some enquiries from stupid elveseses, I can confirm that this number is 10). Luck happens to other people. Of course, if the boys happen to win, you can try doing the same to me but I will be too busy holding my hands over my ears while yelling NAH NAH NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 5) THE INFAMOUS WOLUWE BONES COLLECTORS MASSACRE OF MAY 5TH - only two of the Bokonon team were left standing at the end of the second half. Two deaths, several serious injuries and a smattering of badly hurts. Undaunted, one of the KO'd players rose from the doctors bench for the second half in a crazy show of sheer bloody-mindedness. Single linesman courageously holding off waves of mummies. Sweat, blood, and tears all shed in a defiant, yet pointless stand of honour and dignity. They would not concede. 'Fishgills' McGinty, alone on the LOS screaming 'NONE SHALL PASS!' 'Fishgills' was soon KO'd and they all passed. Yes, with no Bokonon players left on the pitch, the Woluwe Bones Collectors happily twatted around the pitch, laughing, while the crowd merrily threw rocks at the hapless Bokonon team whenever they had the temerity to stand up for a restart. The final turn saw the two remaining fit players running away, deep into their own half, flicking 'v's and threatening to rip the mummies' bandages off one by one. He may have left the pitch in the first half, but the Bokonon spirit was still on the pitch. Still there, and slightly smeared with the blood of his compatriots.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Karak a Dhum Outlaws	Dwarf	1000k	17	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1070k	14	3/0/1	80k	60k
Phladelphia Eagles	Human	1000k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1180k	15	1/0/1	90k	65k
world of warcrash	Nurgle's Rotters	1080k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1120k	19	3/0/1	90k	62k
Falafels	Khemri	1120k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1100k	28	3/3/1	80k	63k
Gangrel Revenge	Dwarf	1100k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1060k	23	2/1/1	60k	54k
Hoppala	Nurgle's Rotters	1080k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1000k	13	1/2/0	60k	45k
Island Nation Woodies	Wood Elf	1140k	13	0/1/0	70k	1 - 4	1160k	23	1/2/0	40k	49k
Twisted Delight	Chaos	1240k	18	0/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1220k	7	0/0/1	60k	60k
Nottels Avengers	Dwarf	1360k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1380k	16	1/0/0	90k	70k
Epic Team	Human	1430k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1450k	20	0/2/2	70k	54k
joggers	Lizardmen	1390k	12	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1050k	17	2/1/0	40k	58k
The_Entourage	Orc	1460k	11	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1390k	14	3/0/0	50k	36k
Chosens of Kholek	Chaos Chosen	1540k	13	0/2/1	60k	0 - 1	1580k	10	0/2/0	50k	47k
Speedkill	Chaos	1620k	8	1/0/1	40k	0 - 3	1550k	29	5/2/0	30k	55k
Skullspeak Slaughterers	Chaos	1560k	13	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1600k	18	2/1/2	70k	69k
Flying Penguins	Skaven	1550k	15	4/0/0	40k	0 - 5	1480k	22	1/0/0	70k	74k
Ubehageligt	Ogre	1620k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1900k	15	2/0/0	30k	68k
Tappi Maledetti	Chaos Dwarf	1620k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1680k	12	3/2/0	40k	65k
Hihg Elf Wanderes	High Elf	1650k	20	2/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1640k	18	0/0/0	70k	45k
Turbo Boost	Skaven	1720k	17	3/0/0	10k	2 - 2	1640k	11	0/0/0	50k	56k
Jurslabor II	Lizardmen	1760k	11	0/3/0	30k	0 - 1	1850k	12	0/2/1	20k	57k
mirtis	Ogre	1730k	13	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1870k	10	2/1/0	10k	63k
Woluwe Bones Collectors	Tomb Kings	1720k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1730k	23	2/3/2	40k	64k
Positive Ion BildersB	Wood Elf	1620k	9	0/1/1	10k	1 - 7	1200k	30	3/0/0	50k	60k
Pharoes Bones	Khemri	1640k	17	5/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1640k	19	2/2/1	40k	61k