A few days ago, I posted a blog entry about the accomplishments of
Melwyn Cheeseheart. After 97 games with the team, she finally passed away during an epic and brutal
SMACK Legends game against
Museum Murmur.
She was heroic during the game, and scored the first touchdown for the Sammiches. After Bob was one-dice KO'ed with the ball in the Kemris' half, and with only 4 flings left on the pitch, she and Ernst Swiftoak rushed toward the ball to offer its first step to victory to the team.
She was blocked on the next turn by a Blitz-Ra who PO'ed her to death. That was a shock for all her fans who had specially came from the Moot to see her in a tournament. The atmosphere was electric in the stadium. Pretzels and dumplings started flying all over the arena. The referee was grabbed by the crowd and beaten to death with Pfungzig smoked sausages. Riots started all over the city, causing the death of fifty-two locals, three grocery stores owners, 4 bartenders, and one carpet seller.
The field had became so slippery after that that the Murmurs failed two GFI in a row to score their first touchdown. The Sammiches advanced to the semi-final.
Puggy Baconbreath and Deeproot Stongbranch who had came to see the game promised the team that, next match against the terrific Chainsaws, they would replace Melwyn and Sam, who suffered his third serious concussion during this match.
Bob Berserkling is now the last member of the original trio, but he swore he would keep leading the team to victory in Pipin and Melwyn's memory.
Next round against Chainsaw: no date confirmed yet, but probably tomorrow. Come and boo or cheer for the Sammiches, and don't forget your pretzels!