... And he's called Bob Swiftoak! Not the best tree I've ever had, I agree, but he's still doing ok, else he would have been fired, just like dozens of young saplings before him.

But that's not the only reason to celebrate. The Sammiches have suffered a series of beatings like never since their beginning. But a new generation is emerging, lead by Master Tree's replacement, the prodigy, the misspelled, Carlo Pelegatree (best Cas ratio so far since the team's creation).

Last but not least, the pervert, the Halfling running naked on the pitch, has finally achieved his goal and is now not only the best Fling passer (he already was, by far), but he is the only Fling with more than 100 Completions! The unobtainable badge obtained! I'm of course talking about Tom Vampling. How far will he go? Only time will tell. But halfballing will never die as long as he is alive!