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2012-05-10 23:19:16
11 votes, rating 3.2
11 votes, rating 3.2
Kruelty Game 113: Memories of Summer 2011
What happens when I get paired against a coach with a better CR than mine when the teams match up well? I get excited for one, and look forward to playing my best. But then what always seems to happen?.. THOSE are the games when Nuffle comes out immediatly and in force.
He puts 3 ST4 warriors on the LoS and kicks to me. No problem, I'll use Guards and pile-on someone. BLITZ result. Seriously?
OK, so the ball goes deep and he can't come too close to it. My turn starts finally and the AG 4 catcher goes deep to get that ball to safety. FAILed pick-up. Whoa, Crom, I need that ball. Re-roll. FAIL. Seriously?
OK, so now the enemy is deep downfield after their "second" first turn, the catcher is in some tackle zones, and is going to need to dodge away at 2+ to get the ball into a pretty shoddy looking cage. Dodge FAIL, re-roll FAIL, stunned. Seriously?
Aye, laddy, seriously.
After a 1-1 first half the CAS soon go against me and the second half is quickly 12 on 2, or something that felt just as bad. Ah, good times. Malmir was a good sport and good coach, obviously.
I've been on a tear lately so I was due for a beat down and I'm just feeling sorry for myself. But WHY does the luck ALWAYS go so hard to the other coach if he has a high CR? To quote Jimmy para-phrasing me from my 2011 Box scheduling rant.. "a-bloo-bloo-bloo."
He puts 3 ST4 warriors on the LoS and kicks to me. No problem, I'll use Guards and pile-on someone. BLITZ result. Seriously?
OK, so the ball goes deep and he can't come too close to it. My turn starts finally and the AG 4 catcher goes deep to get that ball to safety. FAILed pick-up. Whoa, Crom, I need that ball. Re-roll. FAIL. Seriously?
OK, so now the enemy is deep downfield after their "second" first turn, the catcher is in some tackle zones, and is going to need to dodge away at 2+ to get the ball into a pretty shoddy looking cage. Dodge FAIL, re-roll FAIL, stunned. Seriously?
Aye, laddy, seriously.
After a 1-1 first half the CAS soon go against me and the second half is quickly 12 on 2, or something that felt just as bad. Ah, good times. Malmir was a good sport and good coach, obviously.
I've been on a tear lately so I was due for a beat down and I'm just feeling sorry for myself. But WHY does the luck ALWAYS go so hard to the other coach if he has a high CR? To quote Jimmy para-phrasing me from my 2011 Box scheduling rant.. "a-bloo-bloo-bloo."
Comments
Posted by Winterland on 2012-05-11 00:29:17
Dude, youre no Noob to this. You should already know how this works. Surprisingly you are writing a Blog about how you failed to pick up a Ball or a failed dodge? Weak.
Instead you should have written a Blog, how hard Nuffle can kiss your ass! :D
Instead you should have written a Blog, how hard Nuffle can kiss your ass! :D
Posted by hale on 2012-05-11 08:01:21
Because Nuffle always chooses to visit you when he's least welcome of course. Why would he bother wasting his time for less?
Posted by The_Murker on 2012-05-11 08:22:39
Good point.
Posted by astrosimian on 2012-05-11 14:18:46
If nothing, Nuffle has a GREAT sense of humour!
Posted by MrFoxTalbot on 2012-05-11 18:52:51
Beware, for it is written: "He who complains about HIM will only get more snake eyes".
Better luck next time!
:D
Better luck next time!
:D