2011-02-05 10:54:12
15 votes, rating 3.7
The Kruelty's first away game was a trip to a chaotic and foul smelling swamp. 13'000 rather disgusted fans followed and brought a whopping 70'000 crowns to hand over to the victorious Kingstonians. Facing yet another tentacle laden Nurgle band, this one also disturbing enough to stifle a few key blocks, the Kruelty coach began to dream of playing magnificent looking and smelling elves.
The opposition's opening play was an excellent looking drive down the center for the score. This left the Kruelty only 3 turns in which to respond, and they did, with their own smash through the centre. An unfortunate fumble was recovered and passed to a deep receiver, luckily ending the half in a tie. Half Two opened with a key knock out on the line of scrimmage, and the numerically superior Kruelty ground it down the field for 8 turns to win the game 2-1.
With dreams of elves still in his head, the coach wondered what would be next for his winning club. He feared his growing TV would soon pit him against one of the famous teams and coaches he had seen on the Crystal Ball Vision's IRC channel. Would he measure up? Afterwards in the locker room he praised Nuffle when he saw his thrower flexing massive new muscles in front of the team's Ogre. Apparently Thorhall had been given a small potion to pass on to Mooog. Called "STEER-OIDS", a rural Kingstonian alchemist/rancher at the game was hoping to secure season tickets by helping the ogre with his famous jock itch. The thrower drank it, grew, and is now demanding a significant pay increase.