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2011-02-09 10:04:32
21 votes, rating 3.7
21 votes, rating 3.7
Game 11: The Blood God Has Left the Building
The Kruelty took their road trip north and brought the Wx wizard with them to freeze over a chaos stadium filled with 11'000 blood thirsty Khorne worshipers. The home town crowd got along rather well with the 12'000 Kingstonian travelers, who hadn't made the long trek to watch a bowling tournament. Much bashing ensued once the ball was booted to the enemy, and everybody and their dog was screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" The chaos team eventually pounded a hole, made for the end-zone, but slipped a hoof on the frozen goal line. We had a feeling that would happen. SCOOP! K-Town picked it up and ran it down the side line for the turn 8 score. Second half sees the humans advance a wall down the south side of the pitch for 3 turns, prepare to score, when some idiot in the stands yells "FRrrreeeE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!", causing all tainted souls, footballers included, to chase him out of the stadium after what is apparently a very expensive and addictive refreshment. A stunned goblin ref awarded Kingston the 1-Nil concession victory, all 110'000 crowns gate revenue, and both stars of the game. Cha-ching!
Post match, management sees fit to use most of the earnings to replace Less Lessmen with two healthy linemen, as poor Less just kept becoming less and less of everything, with a reduced agility, armor value, and a doctor's note to miss next game. MVP and team captain Blitzkrieg Brockman gets TACKLE as skill #1 to double the team's odds of taking down any blodger they meet in the near future.
Post match, management sees fit to use most of the earnings to replace Less Lessmen with two healthy linemen, as poor Less just kept becoming less and less of everything, with a reduced agility, armor value, and a doctor's note to miss next game. MVP and team captain Blitzkrieg Brockman gets TACKLE as skill #1 to double the team's odds of taking down any blodger they meet in the near future.
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Posted by PigStar-69 on 2011-02-09 20:05:13
Match report section....
use it
rated 1 out of being fed up with these blogs ;-(
but on the good side they are cool match reports !
use it
rated 1 out of being fed up with these blogs ;-(
but on the good side they are cool match reports !
Posted by The_Murker on 2011-02-09 21:38:28
So you're fed up reading stuff you don't have to read, eh? There must be an easy solution to that. I bet we could figure one out.. Could it be that you are actually fed up with people not using the website the way you think it should be used? I understand. But that may be a control issue that you might consider spending a few moments reflecting on. To each his own. Becoming a moderator on your own website and locking a few threads might fill the void.
These are my short stories and "fluff" that are clearly marked as such. No cool players or admins will have anything important to comment about in them, so you can surf elsewhere for that. People with nothing better to do may get a chuckle by reading them. Perhaps not. Sorry if they take up all the "Latest Blogs" slots at times. I encourage you to click the "More.." link below that to check for what more interesting people have had to blog about. Blog's are for 14 year old girls to talk about losing their virginity and their vagina problems, and for grown men to make up stories about their imaginary goblin football teams. Comments are allowed, so thanks for yours. It gives me a chance to reply. I read a blog about an old lady's dog once. I wanted to shoot myself. Sorry If I made you feel like that. I made the choice not to read it again.
These are my short stories and "fluff" that are clearly marked as such. No cool players or admins will have anything important to comment about in them, so you can surf elsewhere for that. People with nothing better to do may get a chuckle by reading them. Perhaps not. Sorry if they take up all the "Latest Blogs" slots at times. I encourage you to click the "More.." link below that to check for what more interesting people have had to blog about. Blog's are for 14 year old girls to talk about losing their virginity and their vagina problems, and for grown men to make up stories about their imaginary goblin football teams. Comments are allowed, so thanks for yours. It gives me a chance to reply. I read a blog about an old lady's dog once. I wanted to shoot myself. Sorry If I made you feel like that. I made the choice not to read it again.
Posted by Warmaster on 2011-02-10 11:54:52
Very nice reply Murker! Rated 6 for putting a coach in his place. Each user of this website can use THEIR blog for whatever purpose they so desire. I don't see you complaining about some of the complete nonsense NON-BB related crap many others put in theirs.