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[/td] vinco vici victum : conquer, overcome, master, win, surpass, excel. Retired after multiple successive dice rapes. My FUMBBL FAREWELL!!!!!!!!!! Highest winnings: 90000 • Highest gate: 169000 • Highest FF: 22 Highest TR: 327 • Most cas: for 8 (1, 2), against 9 • Best score: for 4-0, against 0-3 "We like to die!" Currently 37 deaths to 24 inflicted on the Blood Bowl field! Twice suffered 3 deaths and four times suffered 2 deaths on the field. It took a while for this team to get going, initially a bit of a disasterous team far for skilled beastmen, the first three with mutations or stat increases being among the first to die. However, with a large fan factor, the team eventually took shape with some decent players and an impressive record. This team likes to hire Nobbla. Matches where he plays are denoted by a *. FUMBBL Tour IV-1 Start with a bang before getting dumped out of the FUMBBL Tour in the 2nd round by some absurd dice when victory looked inevitable. FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCI *Smashed dark elves __InSynnSion__, before winning despite *getting smashed by Beverly Orcs VIII. In the final it is *a pathetic loss against vampires Die Meech, Die who defied the odds. Ulthuan Invitation V: Dark Qualifier To mark this team's first major, it was decreed that Nobbla would be hired for every game. In the *first game, he took the MVP. In the *second match he caused the only significant injury. A great chance is squandered as good fortune is not capitalized upon in a *weak loss to Sorrow in the final. Grotty Little Tournament Not yet scheduled. General Matches Nobbla nobbles some orcs. End the career of Komog but fail to beat Teef Rippas. Epic encounter against strong ends in VVV victory. Razor sharp... retirement! Fail to win despite massacring Metro Orcs. Survive and throw away victory against Darkillers. Crush the Dreadful Droids and their star hobgoblin. Then mauled by Mass Effect. Killed Azoch. Begin recovery by whoopin' some orcs. Manage to beat Nuffle only to be pummelled by Nuffle primarily. Recover to battle past Battlestar Galactica before inventing some new ways to skin cats. Survive some hard hitting dwarves but less so with harder hitting chaos dwarves, before being "out-strenthed" (sic) by ogres. Both hate and love playing elves. Suffer heaviest defeat to lucky rats. We praise ye Nuffle oh lord of fortune. Scorn upon ye Nuffle, not once but twice in a row. Hall Of Fame (in order of retirement/death) The fast Divide and Conquer • died at 53spp Match winner Conquer • retired at 79spp • A coach Agile warrior Massacre • dead at 34spp • 43 games Strong warrior Eye of the Storm • dead at 73spp • 79 consecutive games, active top10 for # of blocks Blocker beastman Fist of Despair • dead at 73spp • Most MVPs for a VVV player Skillful warrior Titan • left team at 82spp • team ball carrier Dangerous warrior Semper Fi • left team at 115spp • most casualties for a VVV warrior Useful troll Pritchard • left team at 74spp • A useful troll - who'd a thunk it? Fast, strong beastman Fourteenth Horseman • dead at 34spp • his death forced team retirement

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Swiftglade Rangers	Wood Elf	1000k	13	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1000k	1	0/0/0	0k	50k
Pitkapartasivarit	Wood Elf	1110k	20	1/3/0	90k	2 - 1	1080k	12	2/0/0	80k	65k
Undercity FC	Undead	1250k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1100k	14	1/2/1	70k	66k
Orcasm (!)	Orc	1240k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 3	1280k	23	1/1/1	70k	66k
Kerplunkistan United	Orc	1330k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1340k	11	1/0/0	40k	50k
Inbreed	Chaos Dwarf	1430k	14	1/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1480k	12	1/1/0	40k	74k
War's Seeker	Human	1490k	18	1/1/0	90k	3 - 0	1490k	11	1/1/1	30k	71k
Discourse	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	11	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1590k	23	3/2/1	70k	73k
OCD Stunties	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1550k	10	1/1/0	70k	90k
Festering Goo	Nurgle's Rotters	1470k	15	1/2/1	60k	2 - 0	1500k	7	1/0/0	30k	52k
Darwinian Slip	Undead	1570k	19	1/1/2	90k	2 - 0	1560k	7	0/1/0	40k	83k
Lucky Grinners	Orc	1460k	17	2/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1450k	8	1/0/0	50k	87k
Vermin Vicissitudes	Skaven	1590k	15	3/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1500k	18	2/1/1	50k	96k
Squinknest Pillagers	Skaven	1580k	18	0/2/0	50k	3 - 1	1550k	12	0/1/0	80k	86k
I Motti Viventi	Undead	1670k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1630k	8	1/0/0	80k	92k
I am the Black Wizards	Undead	1760k	11	1/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1750k	13	2/0/0	90k	102k
Odin's Nomads	Norse	1790k	21	3/3/0	50k	2 - 2	1870k	12	0/0/1	50k	81k
Lab's Vermins	Skaven	1790k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1730k	12	0/0/0	90k	87k
Think Greek	Skaven	1870k	25	3/4/0	50k	2 - 2	1940k	17	1/1/0	40k	106k
Scratch Rats	Skaven	1980k	24	3/2/2	10k	2 - 0	1980k	11	0/2/0	30k	58k
House Gloran	High Elf	2040k	25	3/0/0	60k	4 - 0	2010k	6	0/0/0	40k	94k
Size Matters for This	Ogre	2160k	13	1/1/0	90k	2 - 0	2690k	9	2/0/0	60k	134k
Irish sept	Orc	2290k	16	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	2350k	18	4/0/2	50k	109k
Bovine Blockers	Chaos Dwarf	2250k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	2320k	19	4/2/1	50k	138k
Brizzard Bashers	Chaos Dwarf	2140k	18	2/0/1	70k	3 - 0	2390k	7	1/2/0	40k	114k
Guinnes is low	Dwarf	2240k	18	1/0/0	60k	3 - 1	2190k	15	3/0/0	40k	120k
Zafer-Lu'ay Sandlords	Khemri	2300k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 0	2210k	11	1/2/0	70k	136k
Seattle Sea Dwarves	Dwarf	2350k	11	1/0/0	30k	2 - 0	2310k	11	1/1/1	60k	138k
VCologne	Vampire	2410k	13	0/1/1	30k	1 - 2	2570k	14	0/0/0	50k	126k
Emil Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	2460k	14	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	2310k	13	4/1/0	40k	146k
Seattle Sea Dwarves	Dwarf	2520k	20	1/3/1	30k	2 - 1	2430k	14	2/1/0	20k	136k
__InSynnSion__	Dark Elf	2600k	17	4/2/0	70k	2 - 1	2180k	11	0/0/0	70k	134k
Beverly Orcs VIII	Orc	2660k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	2750k	20	2/3/2	10k	120k
Die Meech, Die	Vampire	2460k	15	1/1/1	80k	1 - 3	2460k	13	3/0/0	90k	161k
Fierce Frenzy	Chaos Dwarf	2480k	19	4/1/1	40k	2 - 1	2340k	8	1/0/0	60k	154k
Hominis	Human	2560k	10	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2590k	24	4/2/3	40k	166k
Sleekit Radgers	Lizardmen	2460k	19	3/1/0	50k	3 - 1	2520k	14	1/2/1	20k	120k
Teef Rippas	Orc	2560k	14	2/2/0	80k	1 - 1	3080k	8	1/0/0	60k	161k
Fleetfoot's Revenge I	Orc	2670k	10	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2680k	11	2/1/1	70k	145k
Dwarf Imperium	Chaos Dwarf	2580k	8	2/1/1	50k	1 - 0	2380k	7	1/1/1	50k	123k
Danes of Nurgle	Nurgle's Rotters	2560k	13	2/0/0	20k	2 - 0	2350k	7	0/2/0	50k	130k
Sorrow	Dark Elf	2520k	18	5/1/1	30k	1 - 2	2840k	8	1/0/1	20k	157k
Fleetfoot's Revenge I	Orc	2410k	14	1/3/0	80k	1 - 2	2880k	14	1/0/0	20k	141k
strong	Tomb Kings	2470k	19	1/2/2	90k	2 - 1	2950k	12	3/2/0	20k	142k
Bo N És	Khemri	2600k	13	2/2/0	40k	1 - 1	2320k	10	0/0/2	70k	131k
Flachpfeifens 4th try	Skaven	2620k	22	4/2/0	50k	2 - 1	2480k	8	0/0/0	70k	154k
Speedkill	Chaos	2660k	7	1/0/1	30k	0 - 1	2440k	15	1/2/0	40k	131k
Metro Orcs	Orc	2680k	9	0/3/0	10k	0 - 0	2580k	7	1/0/0	50k	123k
Cookies!	Human	2700k	12	3/0/0	50k	1 - 0	2230k	6	0/1/0	60k	99k
Strenth	Ogre	2780k	9	0/1/0	10k	1 - 1	2850k	14	3/0/0	20k	123k
Darkillers	Chaos Chosen	2800k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 0	2720k	11	3/2/0	60k	137k
Deadfull Droids	Chaos Dwarf	2820k	24	5/2/0	20k	3 - 0	2540k	10	1/0/1	30k	131k
Mass Effect	Chaos Chosen	2810k	10	0/2/0	0k	0 - 2	2420k	20	3/1/2	70k	108k
Strenth	Ogre	2650k	9	1/0/0	60k	1 - 0	2750k	13	2/1/1	50k	138k
Deathmoore Giants	Shambling Undead	2730k	23	5/1/1	40k	2 - 0	2090k	5	0/0/0	50k	93k
Serenity Graces	Wood Elf	2490k	8	1/1/0	50k	1 - 3	2430k	17	1/1/0	60k	137k
My Femur!!!	Undead	2440k	10	1/1/0	30k	0 - 0	2190k	11	2/1/1	70k	126k
Orc elemental	Orc	2400k	15	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	2410k	7	1/0/0	60k	117k
Brigandined Engineers	Chaos Dwarf	2490k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1990k	7	0/1/0	80k	110k
Deadfull Droids	Chaos Dwarf	2580k	17	1/2/0	30k	2 - 0	2670k	11	1/0/0	20k	116k
Medford Maulers	Orc	2650k	8	0/0/0	0k	1 - 1	2130k	11	3/0/0	10k	99k
Voices from the ancient dune	Tomb Kings	2670k	10	1/0/1	50k	0 - 2	2140k	15	1/2/3	50k	117k
Stomp Mayhem	Orc	2550k	6	1/0/0	30k	0 - 1	2570k	13	0/1/1	0k	97k
Zookeepers Nightmare	Chaos	2520k	11	0/1/0	40k	1 - 0	2170k	7	0/0/1	20k	96k
Battlestar Galactica (2003)	Chaos Chosen	2580k	19	3/0/0	30k	3 - 0	2530k	6	0/0/1	20k	97k
Dream Of A Thousand Cats	Vampire	2660k	26	4/4/0	20k	3 - 0	2450k	8	2/0/1	50k	124k
Zu spaet die Hesse komme	Dwarf	2730k	13	0/0/2	60k	2 - 0	2380k	9	4/0/0	20k	111k
I Verdi, i Brutti e i Cattivi!	Chaos Dwarf	2820k	8	0/2/0	0k	0 - 2	2780k	19	3/4/0	50k	124k
Strenth	Ogre	2830k	5	2/0/0	20k	0 - 1	2880k	17	3/1/0	40k	109k
Kick the Bucket's	Dwarf	2860k	21	2/2/0	10k	2 - 1	2560k	17	2/1/1	60k	122k
Win is just a curse	Wood Elf	2860k	15	2/0/1	50k	2 - 2	2700k	16	3/0/0	70k	166k
Serenity Graces	Wood Elf	2950k	14	2/4/0	20k	1 - 2	2590k	15	2/2/1	20k	136k
Dandelion Eaters	Wood Elf	2880k	13	0/1/1	80k	2 - 1	2630k	10	0/0/0	30k	167k
Hurush Pentacle	Necromantic Horror	2990k	24	0/2/3	50k	3 - 0	2210k	10	2/0/1	50k	137k
Azure Frenzy	High Elf	3090k	22	6/2/0	50k	3 - 1	2530k	14	1/0/1	50k	169k
Undercity Brawlers	Skaven	3110k	11	3/2/0	40k	0 - 3	3050k	19	1/1/0	50k	136k
DC Superheroines	Chaos	3160k	20	3/3/1	50k	2 - 1	2730k	11	2/0/1	50k	133k
Mills Rulr	Dwarf	3250k	5	0/1/0	10k	0 - 0	2660k	17	4/2/0	30k	102k
Rejects of Hell	Chaos Dwarf	3270k	10	2/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2200k	21	2/0/4	40k	113k
First Contact	Human	2910k	14	0/2/0	60k	1 - 0	2400k	0	0/0/0	0k	119k
Les Arsouilles	Dwarf	3010k	1	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	2650k	17	1/0/3	50k	138k