The Blackbox has always been a dangerous place. Privateers roam the high seas, their war chests overflowing with more wealth than they will ever use. Bands of thugs are all too eager to hoist black sails and slaughter women and children and halflings and halfling women and halfling... but I digress. The Blackbox has orphans. Groups of huddled masses that rarely dare to show their heads - and consider themselves lucky to have heads at all. In the ye old days, may they rest in peace, it was easy to see who these abandoned races be:
Race Games Played
Chaos 36770
Chaos Dwarf 30092
Orc 24695
Nurgle 23421
Dwarf 23200
Chaos Pact 20757
Necromantic 19901
Human 18237
Dark Elf 15390
Norse 15308
Skaven 15049
Undead 15005
Lizardmen 14577
Wood Elf 13744
Khemri 11605
Amazon 11166
Slann 6767
High Elf 6728
Underworld 6601
Vampire 6204
Elf 5890
Goblin 4064
Ogre 3865
Halfling 2822
'Lubbers and Pombers claim the spoils while the good and honest folk scrabble for the leavings. In this new era the Blackbox is in some ways even more brutal whilst at the same time offering a glimmer of hope for the most neglected.
On this, the fifth day of the first month of the first year of the great sea change I issue a call to arms. No longer will the meek and abandoned races of the Blackbox remain downtrodden: for lo, I bring thee tidings of great plunder to pillaged. Chests of coins to be looted, gangs of thugs to be retired,
badges to be won!
Think of the glorious stories you will tell your grandchildren of being the first of your name to earn fame in the first ever
Abandoned Races Race! Season I: Out of the Chaos is
already underway! Captain my captain, you ask, on what parchment must I make my mark? On no parchment at all my feeble minded friend, you are already entered! All ships crewed by Slann, High Elf, Underworld, Vampire, Elf, Goblin, Ogre or Halfling are at this very moment sailing the high seas in the ARR!
Participating teams of the ARR! crewed stoutly enough to finish up to 16 consecutive games during the course of koadah's recently kicked off
Black Box Sprint will be scored according to regular sprint rules:
Results are from the best 'sprint' of 16 consecutive qualifying games. Games qualify when either the team or their opponents are over 1400TV, or when your teams is ogres, halflings or goblins at any TV. (Win = 3pts, draw = 1, loss = 0)
Booty will be divided evenly - and with garroting kept to an absolute minimum - as follows:
1. The top three finishers in the ARR! will be rewarded with riches beyond their comprehension (IE, a badge. Please someone come and talk to me about this because mine will be terrible if I do it myself).
2. The top finisher of each of the 8 ARR! races will receive the best of breed (BOB) award for season I (IE, another badge).
3. Verily, even greater spoils than this rich bounty await the successful and less successful participants in the ARR! They will be announced at some super secret later date
when other people shower me with good art.
If this be not enough authentic pirate slang for feisty dogs such as ye be, then swagger over to the group page and enter a team in the ARR! This is not needed to claim your booty, but those brave few among you who so dare will be subjected without mercy to regular group PMs, about which rumors abound - will they really put hair on your chest? Is there free grog? How are they able to include so many valuable money saving coupons and still turn a profit? And so on.
So release the ravens and spread forth the news far and wide that all may find their true calling by becoming a royal pain in the
(Thanks to The_Murker for the great banner!)