vs.



Tonight at 8:30 PM Eastern (Saturday in the wee hours of 02:30 bbtime).

I mostly want to toot my own horn here: This should be an epic matchup! Last time these teams met was one of the most enjoyable matches I can recall - and an indecisive tie, though we claim moral victory in that we smashed Zakatan the monkey up real good.

This time, victory WILL be ours. Just because I've never beaten this team and have a 2/4/9 record against Kryten overall has no bearing on this whatsoever. Allow me to wow you with logic:

I'm 9/5/6 against Azure.
Azure is 10/7/5 against Kryten.
=> I can beat that sneaky bastard and spank his monkey good while I'm about it.
Q.E.D.

Despite the fact that the majority of all of the above totals are based on league games, often with very wacky teams I am confident in my theorem. Still, some corollaries have yet to be proven:

* Will Bishop be the first player in history to rub out Kryten's monkey twice? (Haw Haw, you can't unthink it! You can't!)

* Which will prove harsher, Orcs with only one tackler or elves without any strip ball or wrestle?

* What could possibly stop Ripley or Hicks?

* Perhaps an army of Sidestepping BoBs with plenty of guard? I don't know, they are So Far from the Clyde.

* Who will win the sideline metagame of surfing all menz? (spoiler: it's always Kryten)

Fortunately, not even big boots and an admin client stand a chance against logic. Haphazard choice of assumptions and the Transitive Property FTW!