Posted by Wotfudboy on 2008-11-07 18:54:40
Management is like monkeys in a tree... The ones at the top of the tree look down and just see smiling faces... the monleys lower down the tree look up, and all they see are ar$eh0l3s! :)
Posted by Plorg on 2008-11-07 20:07:02
You realize that snakes do in fact have a backbone?
YUO = FALE!
Posted by Gromrilram on 2008-11-07 20:44:38
well i know it with an alligator...
big mouth short legs and long tail, you must be italian.
but than again tail and cock is both translated schwanz in german.
Posted by AoP-Vimes on 2008-11-07 22:22:27
hehe, great job :-)
Posted by f_alk on 2008-11-08 00:19:44
A man in a balloon got lost, and asks a bypasser on the ground for help: "Sir, where am I?". The man on the ground says: "You are in the gondola of a balloon, 10m above the grounds, 20°5'12" Latitude, 31°20'24" Longitude."
The balloon man:"You must be an engineer!"
Ground: "How do you know that?"
Balloon: "Well you gave me lots of technical numbers that I don't understand, you didn't help me at all, and I am still lost and don't know where I am."
Engineer: "You must be a manager!"
Manager: "How do you know that?"
Engineer: "You got into your position with lots of hot air, and now you are helpless and clueless. I gave you all the information you asked for, you were unable to use it. Nothing has changed, but somehow now everything is my fault!"
Posted by Gritter on 2008-11-08 01:31:59
There was i expecting some innuendo and mention of trouser snakes, and all we got was a very OLD joke.
Boo boo i say!
Posted by spubbbba on 2008-11-08 19:44:39
Yeah, Russo must be losing his touch to miss out on the obvious potential for nob gags or inter-species breeding in the joke.
It even has rabbits and we know what they are famous for.