2010-06-14 18:43:08
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"