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Russo
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2017

2017-08-03 21:41:33
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2017-05-25 10:44:00
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2017-04-11 23:27:46
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2015

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2014

2014-11-19 23:45:08
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2014-09-30 23:30:15
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2014-09-28 12:26:37
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2014-06-05 18:27:58
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2013

2013-12-08 23:43:20
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2013-09-03 00:59:48
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2013-08-31 22:10:21
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2013-08-25 23:14:32
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2013-02-11 18:41:32
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2012

2012-08-25 22:40:17
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2012-07-17 11:42:01
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2012-06-08 08:36:13
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2012-04-11 18:11:10
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2012-03-15 19:27:20
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2011

2011-12-12 22:24:03
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2010

2010-10-05 21:09:11
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2010-06-14 18:47:41
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2010-04-29 18:39:18
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2010-01-21 16:09:58
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2009

2009-12-18 13:54:13
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2009-05-31 22:05:16
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2009-04-29 17:38:16
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2009-02-06 12:35:08
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2008

2008-12-04 21:24:10
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2008-11-07 18:38:03
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2008-10-28 00:02:56
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2008-09-09 08:46:39
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2008-08-20 23:58:09
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2008-08-18 17:24:13
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2008-08-18 10:53:38
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2008-08-17 17:11:36
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2008-08-01 21:42:01
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2008-06-19 22:28:55
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2008-06-05 23:13:06
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2008-05-25 23:14:35
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2008-01-28 20:00:29
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2007

2007-12-27 12:20:54
rating 3.8
2007-11-24 02:32:44
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2007-11-22 00:34:48
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2007-10-22 12:45:54
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2007-10-19 13:02:06
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2007-10-15 20:45:19
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2007-08-28 13:46:30
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2007-08-22 00:46:51
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2007-08-14 00:45:12
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2007-08-05 23:55:26
rating 3.6
2009-12-18 13:54:13
26 votes, rating 3.8
Scouse Jokes

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.


Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"



What's the difference between a Scouser and a broken clock?
Even a clock is right twice a day!

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Comments
Posted by Calthor on 2009-12-18 13:59:59
First and third jokes rock.
Posted by ultwe on 2009-12-18 14:06:58
"but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

\o/
Posted by Chewie on 2009-12-18 14:18:19
Dude, you've just taken the scouse jokes that they make about mancs and turned them around.

Imitation is the purest form of flattery.
Posted by Russo on 2009-12-18 14:18:59
Actually no.....I recieved a load of manc ones and these were attached with them.
Posted by Araznaroth on 2009-12-18 15:38:05
Hm, learned a new word today; Scouser.

Thx Russo:D
Posted by ultwe on 2009-12-18 16:46:44
anyway, there's no real difference between a mancs and a scouser...


/hides
Posted by Russo on 2009-12-18 17:11:21
Not in the eyes of a Scotch Pancake like you :-)
Posted by phil78 on 2009-12-18 17:41:16
Typical of Russo's intelligence that he can't tell the difference between French and Scottish :-)
Posted by ultwe on 2009-12-18 19:54:00
hehe

Although I've heard it said that he can diferentiate each individuals in a flock of 500 sheep, and call each of these by their name :-D
Posted by Echafx1 on 2009-12-18 23:27:28
The answer to the first joke is 'theres 2,000,000 but only one of them works'
poor effort just poor. Im not insulted more disapionted at the effort :-(
oh yes another good one
Q: why did Scoucers name the airport after John Lennon
A: First place he went when he got some cash
See i like that one cause its true lol :-D