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Russo
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Russo (13765)
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2017

2017-08-03 21:41:33
rating 5.7
2017-05-25 10:44:00
rating 5.4
2017-04-11 23:27:46
rating 6
2017-04-09 13:42:14
rating 5.7

2016

2016-09-08 21:01:13
rating 6
2016-06-04 20:19:19
rating 3.4

2015

2015-05-02 09:43:27
rating 3.7

2014

2014-11-19 23:45:08
rating 5.2
2014-10-13 19:51:50
rating 4.5
2014-09-30 23:30:15
rating 3.7
2014-09-28 12:26:37
rating 4.8
2014-06-05 18:27:58
rating 4.1

2013

2013-12-08 23:43:20
rating 5.9
2013-09-03 00:59:48
rating 5.6
2013-09-01 13:06:25
rating 5.7
2013-08-31 22:10:21
rating 3
2013-08-25 23:14:32
rating 5.6
2013-02-11 18:41:32
rating 5.2

2012

2012-08-25 22:40:17
rating 5.1
2012-07-17 11:42:01
rating 5.1
2012-06-08 08:36:13
rating 4.3
2012-04-11 18:11:10
rating 4.3
2012-03-15 19:27:20
rating 5.2
2012-03-13 14:16:10
rating 5.2

2011

2011-12-12 22:24:03
rating 4.9
2011-12-10 00:58:14
rating 5.4
2011-01-14 23:14:12
rating 4.7

2010

2010-10-05 21:09:11
rating 4.5
2010-06-14 18:47:41
rating 4.9
2010-06-14 18:43:08
rating 4.8
2010-06-14 18:40:09
rating 4.7
2010-05-10 21:22:56
rating 4
2010-04-29 18:39:18
rating 3.8
2010-02-26 15:18:30
rating 4.8
2010-02-26 15:17:42
rating 4.6
2010-01-21 16:09:58
rating 4.3

2009

2009-12-18 13:54:13
rating 3.8
2009-12-15 13:28:50
rating 4.3
2009-11-30 12:20:11
rating 4.3
2009-06-01 14:34:48
rating 3.8
2009-05-31 22:05:16
rating 4.8
2009-04-29 17:38:16
rating 4.3
2009-04-09 23:49:27
rating 4.1
2009-03-23 19:35:24
rating 4.3
2009-03-18 17:21:47
rating 5
2009-03-17 20:22:39
rating 4.7
2009-03-13 21:56:10
rating 4.8
2009-02-06 12:35:08
rating 4.9
2009-01-20 00:38:41
rating 4.2
2009-01-11 22:54:43
rating 4.2

2008

2008-12-04 21:24:10
rating 3.7
2008-11-07 18:38:03
rating 4.3
2008-10-28 00:02:56
rating 4.9
2008-09-09 08:46:39
rating 4.2
2008-08-28 12:37:08
rating 4.6
2008-08-20 23:58:09
rating 4.1
2008-08-18 17:24:13
rating 4.4
2008-08-18 10:53:38
rating 4.1
2008-08-17 17:11:36
rating 3.8
2008-08-01 21:42:01
rating 4.2
2008-06-19 22:28:55
rating 3.5
2008-06-05 23:13:06
rating 4.2
2008-05-25 23:14:35
rating 3.8
2008-01-28 20:00:29
rating 4.3

2007

2007-12-27 12:20:54
rating 3.8
2007-11-24 02:32:44
rating 4.5
2007-11-22 00:34:48
rating 4.3
2007-10-22 12:45:54
rating 4.7
2007-10-19 13:02:06
rating 4.9
2007-10-15 20:45:19
rating 4.3
2007-08-28 13:46:30
rating 3.9
2007-08-22 00:46:51
rating 4.1
2007-08-14 00:45:12
rating 4.4
2007-08-05 23:55:26
rating 3.6
2009-03-13 21:56:10
39 votes, rating 4.8
Wisdom!!!!

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Sweetheart, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $1,000,000 home, a $70,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis…

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Comments
Posted by Borgen on 2009-03-13 23:09:49
Your math doesnt add up. If it was 44 years ago, and she was 25 then, she would be 69 now, not 65 you muppet.
Posted by pythrr on 2009-03-13 23:38:21
And stop sleeping with Sera's granny, you perv.
Posted by Plorg on 2009-03-13 23:39:31
Oxymoron: Any post from Russo titled "Wisdom"
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2009-03-14 12:07:33
\o/
Posted by Russo on 2009-03-14 22:31:33
Hah your all just jealous that you did not spot the obvious truth and beat me to posting such profundity here first :D