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2010-04-29 18:39:18
43 votes, rating 3.8
43 votes, rating 3.8
Helga's Cruise Diary
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice!!
Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2010-04-29 20:11:03
good old Helga. deserves a medal.
Posted by nazgob on 2010-04-30 11:29:42
Ok, I may be being stupid, but I dont understand this.
Posted by Russo on 2010-04-30 19:33:28
Old expresion...never explain a joke!
I asume you are not English / American and that therefore excuses you not understanding the idiosyncracies that come natural to a native of any given language.
(Though I would not call Americans "masters" of their langauge having spoken to a few :P )
I asume you are not English / American and that therefore excuses you not understanding the idiosyncracies that come natural to a native of any given language.
(Though I would not call Americans "masters" of their langauge having spoken to a few :P )
Posted by BiggieB on 2010-05-01 19:19:04
pfft
the captain sucks. Took him 6 days to lay her :(
the captain sucks. Took him 6 days to lay her :(