He's been a bad orc, a very bad orc ..
WANTED for crimes against elvenkind:
Morose Morfug, orc blitzer for the team
Baleful Uruku. Yesterday, in a friendly game, he
BRUTALLY MURDERED Felnor, the esteemed captain and founder of the
Valdimar Eagles High Elf team. Felnor didn't even have the ball and was just minding his own business, when up trots Morfug and punches him so hard that he was dead before he hit the ground!
So, the elves of Valdimar would like to announce that they will pay a bounty of $15 to FUMBBL, in exchange for evidence that Morfug has been killed, or at least seriously maimed on the pitch (to the extent that he is forced to retire).
This uncultured lout can be identified by his green skin, severe underbite, tusks and general murderous temperament. In fact, he looks like this:
Happy bounty hunting! :D (please post proof of the deed in
this thread)