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2018-11-15 23:35:19
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2018-11-09 03:40:26
rating 5

2017

2017-12-13 16:27:19
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2017-12-10 12:52:50
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2017-09-20 23:08:25
rating 5.3
2017-04-20 01:38:05
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2017-03-28 05:26:00
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2017-03-26 19:15:35
rating 6
2017-03-15 02:00:48
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2017-03-05 22:12:58
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2017-02-04 13:52:52
rating 6
2017-01-12 05:06:42
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2016

2016-12-24 02:27:04
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2016-11-30 02:53:37
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2016-11-16 03:37:31
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2016-10-22 03:01:09
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2016-10-19 21:18:06
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2016-10-08 16:35:12
rating 5.5
2016-09-16 01:08:11
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2016-09-02 13:46:20
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2016-07-10 13:51:11
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2016-07-05 18:25:41
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2016-06-18 15:58:01
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2016-05-23 03:07:18
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2016-05-16 21:08:39
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2016-04-19 01:07:21
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2016-04-09 05:42:25
rating 4.9
2016-03-20 14:03:38
rating 5.9
2016-03-13 13:02:48
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2016-03-05 13:39:48
rating 5.5
2016-02-27 15:00:22
rating 4
2016-02-24 12:06:02
rating 4.3

2011

2011-07-10 18:56:55
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2011-04-23 10:39:05
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2011-04-10 22:58:38
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2011-03-27 16:42:22
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2010

2010-05-02 18:41:17
rating 4.2
2010-02-06 14:15:05
rating 3.2
2010-01-31 19:52:12
rating 5.3
2010-01-24 13:20:14
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2009

2009-12-24 12:17:43
rating 4.1
2009-11-29 20:27:04
rating 2.1
2009-11-21 14:24:09
rating 2.8
2016-07-05 18:25:41
7 votes, rating 5.3
What do I do?!!
With the introduction of the custom rosters, my life has suddenly become a lot more complicated ..

So many awesome new rosters to play with (Secret League, Ultra CRP ..), yet, so little time. :-( It seems like there are only a handful of options available:

1. Fake my own death
2. Arrange to have myself abducted by mobsters
3. Commit a heinous crime, so I can be locked in a cell (as long as it has internet access)
4. Take over some hapless island nation somewhere and force them to serve me while I play BB all day

Maybe I should make a forum poll? :S
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Comments
Posted by BillBrasky on 2016-07-05 18:35:59
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-07-05 18:44:51
Don't sleep
Posted by Garion on 2016-07-05 19:02:00
clone your self and send the other one to work, be careful though he may turn against you!
Posted by Medon on 2016-07-05 19:28:03
Hermione had this special clockwork...
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2016-07-05 20:04:41
Buy a plane and fly backwards..... (?)
Posted by xnoelx on 2016-07-05 21:34:15
5. Make up a whole load more rosters. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. If it's a problem. I'm not sure what my point is here, or if I have one.
Posted by DarthPhysicist on 2016-07-06 00:21:26
5. Stick to the Box and forget about custom rosters.

Custom rosters drive me mad I say. Mad! Blood Bowl is holy. I presume not to know what would be better or worse. It is that it is. So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by Medon on 2016-07-06 09:22:52
A secret black box would be the solution. Randomly drawn opponents just like the normal box. In addition to that: Randomly drawn roster and race and TV per game!
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-07-06 14:35:25
4 sounds the best, but will they have internet? I'm guessing no.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-07-07 04:49:58
I think #3 is the way to go. Can anyone give me the address of someone they don't like? (although I like xnoelx's suggestion for #5 too) :)
Posted by DarthPhysicist on 2016-07-08 01:11:21
I don't know where Matt Damon lives, but maybe you could take a dump in his kitchen sink. That would get you locked up somewhere with good drugs and soft beds.