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2014-03-23 20:15:24
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2014-08-24 22:33:14
11 votes, rating 2.6
11 votes, rating 2.6
HMAny Hellos from Mr Polsh Coach
Hellsoa all smens - I hazx escaped from ta homeagains, and takes Glorious Polish Lammer Heretics of FAmouness on the road onces more.
We play all emns from lammer western chatiness countriues with RNG bokred lammer mcahinces and play them even tho theys is cheety like cow in rabiitt waerren with goat on string. This not good, but wemake efforst for beatuiful of OLYMPICS spytrts and to make happy all mens ons Lenin's sweet earths. So, we now have a cow cos we think cow is good and move fast and is nto as hopeless slow and weattk and febbles and green adn lammers and thign as hobo-immigrants mens like mens from Alambanma, Surrey, or Osaka lands. So Cow we have so we no longer MIMNIMAXY mens like mens always says we are but not tat we cares anyways cos they only hjealous of or most happy of COUNTIUES and socialist papradies and things and we GOT SALT MINES WHAT YOU GOT LAMMER???!! So no more jealous mens ok like hawaiii 5-0 big hand to hand happy dances but not liemthem mens in San Fransciso who wears dresses we not know what they do but wven tho they seem happy so that ok and stuff.
Anwayy what we talkin about oh yes we say LAMMER WORLD TOUR FOR WORLD PEACE DAY and all caome alongs ato make happy peace sexy love times with lammer smens in holiday farm but not farm like GULAG cos that bad farm ss and we not wants to remembers that -- hapy place happy place happy palcec.... ok, ok now and smile for PARTY phtosn now mr mans.
So,happy now?
signwhed, by DA Polsihs CAOcH!
We play all emns from lammer western chatiness countriues with RNG bokred lammer mcahinces and play them even tho theys is cheety like cow in rabiitt waerren with goat on string. This not good, but wemake efforst for beatuiful of OLYMPICS spytrts and to make happy all mens ons Lenin's sweet earths. So, we now have a cow cos we think cow is good and move fast and is nto as hopeless slow and weattk and febbles and green adn lammers and thign as hobo-immigrants mens like mens from Alambanma, Surrey, or Osaka lands. So Cow we have so we no longer MIMNIMAXY mens like mens always says we are but not tat we cares anyways cos they only hjealous of or most happy of COUNTIUES and socialist papradies and things and we GOT SALT MINES WHAT YOU GOT LAMMER???!! So no more jealous mens ok like hawaiii 5-0 big hand to hand happy dances but not liemthem mens in San Fransciso who wears dresses we not know what they do but wven tho they seem happy so that ok and stuff.
Anwayy what we talkin about oh yes we say LAMMER WORLD TOUR FOR WORLD PEACE DAY and all caome alongs ato make happy peace sexy love times with lammer smens in holiday farm but not farm like GULAG cos that bad farm ss and we not wants to remembers that -- hapy place happy place happy palcec.... ok, ok now and smile for PARTY phtosn now mr mans.
So,happy now?
signwhed, by DA Polsihs CAOcH!
Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-24 22:39:07
OH we forg eots to say this fings:
WE HAS YOUR CAT
WE HAS YOUR CAT
Posted by spubbbba on 2014-08-24 23:03:03
Useful phrases when playing Polish coaches.
Zbuduj mega bunkier nie do przejscia, jest zbudowany ze zwyciestwa
“Form the impenetrable Mega Bunker, it is made of win”
RNG jest zepsuty i faworyzuje tych z wysokim wynikiem trenowania
“The Random Number Generator is broken and favours those with a high Coach Rating”
Wszystkie wasze odwrocone oczy naleza do nas.
“All your roll eyes are belong to us”
pffffft
"Excuse me good sir. I do not believe this game is accurately reflecting the coaching ability of those involved."
Zbuduj mega bunkier nie do przejscia, jest zbudowany ze zwyciestwa
“Form the impenetrable Mega Bunker, it is made of win”
RNG jest zepsuty i faworyzuje tych z wysokim wynikiem trenowania
“The Random Number Generator is broken and favours those with a high Coach Rating”
Wszystkie wasze odwrocone oczy naleza do nas.
“All your roll eyes are belong to us”
pffffft
"Excuse me good sir. I do not believe this game is accurately reflecting the coaching ability of those involved."
Posted by vaclav on 2014-08-24 23:18:15
pfff... this is the reason i always time out canadians and homosexuals
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-24 23:31:37
why u hate florist mens, mr vaclav man?
Posted by liquidorange on 2014-08-24 23:32:07
Pfffft.
(Rated 6)
(Rated 6)
Posted by vaclav on 2014-08-24 23:44:35
i am not sure :P
Posted by OenarLod on 2014-08-24 23:55:11
for those too stupid to realize, THIS IS THE BLOG OF THE PARODY OF A COACH.
pfffft
pfffft
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-25 00:02:33
what you calls paroody?
LAMMER SON TOUR 2014
LAMMER SON TOUR 2014
Posted by Dunenzed on 2014-08-25 00:46:35
I thought it was a parody of humour? Thus the lack of funny.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-25 00:57:45
yoo western cheaty mens no humor haves and lick the balls of dogs like capitalist doggies mens!
Posted by Dunenzed on 2014-08-25 03:00:59
Or your racist joke team simply forgot the joke bit.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-25 04:50:25
racist? please explain. cos that is a pretty heftly accusation, sir
Posted by Dunenzed on 2014-08-25 07:07:53
As the song goes "Everyones a little bit racist, sometimes".
Using an ethnic stereotype in humour is long established, whether it's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walking into a bar or some other mix the joke is a play on some exaggerated racial attribute. Applying such an ethnic stereotype, even for the purposes of humour, is a form of racism.
My view of your Polish Coach character is that he falls into that category. I'm not accusing you of a hate crime - I'm guilty of similar levels of racism (and sexism) when I joke about asian women drivers.
A Polish coach in our community could well take offence at your character and I feel as though they would be entitled to do so.
They've claimed to be a parody. They've claimed to be a joke. I think they fail on both counts.
Using an ethnic stereotype in humour is long established, whether it's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walking into a bar or some other mix the joke is a play on some exaggerated racial attribute. Applying such an ethnic stereotype, even for the purposes of humour, is a form of racism.
My view of your Polish Coach character is that he falls into that category. I'm not accusing you of a hate crime - I'm guilty of similar levels of racism (and sexism) when I joke about asian women drivers.
A Polish coach in our community could well take offence at your character and I feel as though they would be entitled to do so.
They've claimed to be a parody. They've claimed to be a joke. I think they fail on both counts.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-08-25 08:52:37
so - you are accusing me of being racist.
I call that personal abuse; retract that accusation or report me, sir
I call that personal abuse; retract that accusation or report me, sir
Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-10-25 01:47:35
Straight out of Surrey!
Who let the Cows out, Moo Moo?
How did I miss this blog before. Ah, because humorless people rated it 1. I have done my part to bring the rating back up.
Who let the Cows out, Moo Moo?
How did I miss this blog before. Ah, because humorless people rated it 1. I have done my part to bring the rating back up.