Let me introduce myself. I am an italian pizza-eater, mandolino-player and of course a big fan of the Sopranos. Our women are the most beautiful in the world, here is always sunny and even if we are poor we love to sing along every night, drinkin' wine and annoying foreign girls.

Now that all the possible clichés have been set aside, let me say something about this page: I primarily choose to write something here to improve my english (I'll leave for London the next spring, in search of fame and fortune), and also because I think this Fumbbl thing is great. Since I found this community my Blood Bowl skills have improved a lot, I am slowly learning how to play and having a lot of fun.

Another thing: I like to write: I am a respected match-reporter in my BB league in real life, so I will post here random reports of some match, hoping someone will read it and enjoy it.

[Note: if I make grammar errors please notify me. And don't believe me when I'll tell you that I was writing in Cockney, it's one of my most frequent apologies.]

Now: I applied for the Fummbl Cup with these chaos pact guys called Slaughterhouse Gang, they are funny looking as you can see if you take a look at their pictures. Here:

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=712272

I am not like that guy in that Dicken's novel, don't have great expectations about this team. They will be crushed, slapped, ridiculed, maybe exterminated in the first match and abandoned under a cruel sun until their flesh will melt and their bones will catch fire. But I'll try. Oh, yes, and you will read something epic about that unique match, probably about how some dwarven team stomped me to death on its way to the touch down. So long for now. We'll see again :)