So after only 58 games Soraya, the beautiful pixie of Living Punching Bags, became the best rusher in Stunty.
I've lost count of the times she's been targeted by wizards, and I've cured her so many times that now she has an affair with the apothecary, but she is still alive, and this is all that counts. To watch her play is really awesome: she runs better than a raptor, leaps like a squig, dodges like a eshin assassin, jumps up like a horror. And while she does it, she has the ball in her hands, rushing for the TD fearless of death. If you take a look at her you'll find out what is already obvious: she'll become legend very soon.
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Well, okay, perhaps she'll die first, but for now let us all celebrate the queen of Stunty rushing, the winged bolt, the impregnable leaping beauty. Congratulations, Soraya. May you live forever (or at least other 10 matches).