Just for the fun of it today I'm starting here my personal Stunty Gazette, called "The Stunty Blabber". We'll host here interviews with players from my teams, epic match reports and threads about all that concerns Stunty. The main anchorman will be Davy Socket, great ex-player now retired and recently hired as reporter. Do you remember him? He played in the glorious Shamrock Armada!

So, the first issue of the "Blabber" will host Furious Farg, captain of the recently born Snotling team Titchy Thugs. He will tell us about a Snotling life in BB.



DAVY SOCKET: So, Farg, how is to be a Snotling Goon?
FURIOUS FARG: Dangerous as hell, man. Everybody is aiming at you as first choice, because we Goons can't regenerate and they always try to get rid of us as quick as possible. Besides, damn coaches seldom waste an apo on us, saving him in case one of the bloody Trollz should get injured. Not to mention those stupid Wagons: if you're on ground you can be sure they'll hit you, so you must stay safe from both friends and foes.

DS: Does your relatives approve your job? Are they happy you are in a BB team?
FF: My girlfriend left me just after I lost my eye during the selections to join the team. She said she couldn't live with a half-blind, titchy, green bugger. My parents encouraged me, hoping I'd get killed soon so they could let my room to a Spanish student. My brother placed a 100-gold coins bet on my death within the first 10 matches, and my sister just comes to spectate the games to have a laugh with her friends. In case you were about to ask me why they call me "Furious", well, you got your answer.

DS: Er... okay,let's talk about something else. Was your last match nice?
FF: Definitely. We lost 3-0 against a Squig team, got one Troll killed, MVP wasted on stupid lino. Could not have gone better, what the hell you think?

DS: It seems to me you're getting a bit upset. I suggest you to calm down, remember that I'm a ST4/Tackle/MB/ Squig Slayer, so you better be polite if you don't wanna have your butt kicked in until it reaches your nape. Tell me, are Squigs broken in your opinion?
FF: No, but surely they are a hard match for every team. Claw and MB make them scary for big guys, and they're fast and have good armor. No matter if they play VS gnomes, Snots or whoever. They always can do good, so I think they're the most competitive team around.

DS: Well, in that match they featured Star Player Odster Evil One. What you think of him?
FF: He's just too cheap to hire. Okay, he doesn't have block or dodge, but still I think he should cost more. Dirty Player with a chainsaw is a big deal. Increase his cost, Stunty Bosses. Or I am gonna crack your damn head like...

DS: Okay, okay, Farg, we're done. Thank you for coming and please, go play and get yourself killed. You are an unbearable person, and that loincloth is so unfashionable...
FF: Ehy! They told me it's trendy to wear loincloths!
DS: Maybe in some gay bar in Soho, back in 1982. Please get yourself some pants.
FF: Damn. I am furious now!

So this was Furious Farg, a nice piece of man. See you soon with issue#2 of the "Stunty Blabber"!