Okay, if there's a thing in which I am master that's being silly during a BB match. Minutes ago I was playing a match with my marvelous Shamrock Armada against a skink team. I bashed them one by one, they were winning 1-0 but we were 11 against 3. The phone rang, it was my girlfriend. Started talking and playing at same time, so I forgot that it was the last turn and didn't make the go for it for the tie. I lost the match. I deserved it. It isn't the first time, so after I had some self-inflicted corporal punishment I decided to write down this brief guideline. It may help someone, and function as reminder for myself. Well, when you play a Fumbbl match don't:

- Speak on the phone with women. Even if you have the ability of concentration of a Buddhist with a nuclear-physics degree women's chatter will confuse you, and you'll lose.
- Surf the Internet during opponent's turn. You must follow the match step by step. If you got caught by Facebook, Youtube, your email, your focus will be split in two and you'll lose. That auction for that electric can-opener on Ebay can wait, too. If you don't do this way, you'll lose.
- If you're a tough smoker, don't play without cigarettes. You'll get nervous after the first injury suffered, you'll want to smoke and the rest of the match will become a living hell.
- Don't play after a good drink. It may be funny to play drunk, but you'll made the silliest mistakes and the opponent will ridicule you in many painful ways.
- Last: don't play when you have other things to do. If you got hurry you'll do bad moves, and your team will probably be beaten. Once I had a good team called Slaughterhouse Gang: they were erased from history just 'cause I played a match minutes before going out to a date, and they no longer exist. Be careful. Watch out. It could take months to build a good team, but a single match to ruin everything.

Well, these are my advices, pals. Beware the evil telephone above all, don't answer the call of death!