Never Bite On The First Date were still mourning the death of
Count Hemoglobin when today, after a disastrous game against Junior Dirty Eaters,
Count Bigbelly got an MVP and became legend. He rolled a double and he's now our new leader, so congratz to him!
"Well, I never thought I'd go so far" he announced in the Hall Of Legends, among the other Great Ones and the coffins of Brutus O'Gentle and Count Hemoglobin "I'm now captain of one of the greatest teams in Stunty and I am determined to accomplish this new role with all my will and passion. S.P.L.A.T. is still goin' and we must try harder to get better scores, although the team is goin' thru a uppers-and-downers period, we especially hope that crappy
Count Disease will get his first skill someday. You know, I also should finally lose some weight, but those thralls are so tasty..."
So, hail to the Count! He will meet ya on the pitch and you will cry, bet on that!
Also, my 1000th Stunty game is on the way. Stay tuned, real Stunty Coaches. I have a surprise to celebrate it!