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2013-03-02 19:45:11
19 votes, rating 3.9
19 votes, rating 3.9
100th Ranked loss, 200 wins coming up.
Fun game, lucked on a bit. Bad racial matchup too, and not my best job coaching (could maybe have stopped one of those TDs and come out with a tie), but still, a good time like most games.
So now I've lost 100 games. I've won 198. I've also found my condition of soul-crushing poverty upgraded to a condition of annoying poverty. Shame I missed the kicker, but now I can contribute a little. Have to move a little cash around, won't happen until Monday.
Here's the plan.
I'm gonna contribute $X+L US, where L is my total number of ranked losses over 100 at the time I get 200 wins.
So, if you play me in Ranked between now and the time I win two games, you could either hasten the speed of my contribution, or increase the amount. Or we could tie.
So now I've lost 100 games. I've won 198. I've also found my condition of soul-crushing poverty upgraded to a condition of annoying poverty. Shame I missed the kicker, but now I can contribute a little. Have to move a little cash around, won't happen until Monday.
Here's the plan.
I'm gonna contribute $X+L US, where L is my total number of ranked losses over 100 at the time I get 200 wins.
So, if you play me in Ranked between now and the time I win two games, you could either hasten the speed of my contribution, or increase the amount. Or we could tie.
Comments
Posted by lizvis on 2013-03-02 23:35:45
emo
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-03-03 05:06:24
199...
Posted by Slex on 2013-03-03 06:44:46
erm, what's X then?
Posted by Sigmar1 on 2013-03-03 08:47:31
X= (0)-100
Didn't you get that he's broke?
Didn't you get that he's broke?
Posted by fidius on 2013-03-03 08:51:09
By playing you, are we in fact enabling your state of poverty brought on by playing too much BB? Do we need to have an intervention here?
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-03-03 20:01:42
X is a 2-digit number. I better figure out by tomorrow, 'cause I just won [R]match #200. Thinking $25, I can handle that.
I play too much BB because of why I don't make enough money, it's not a proximate cause, but there is correlation. I make a point of generally not BB'ing during the workday....
I play too much BB because of why I don't make enough money, it's not a proximate cause, but there is correlation. I make a point of generally not BB'ing during the workday....