"I Can't Go For It"

Easy hitting, blocking overtime:
Where do I blitz, where do you dare me to draw the line?
Use my Block skill, now you want me to run;
Don't even think about it, I'm far too drunk!

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I - I - I, I'll do anything that you want me to do.
I - I - I, I'll do almost anything that you want me to... but
I can't Go For It, no, no
No can do!
I can't Go For It, no, no
No can do!
I can't Go For It, no, no
No can do!
I can't Go For It
Can't Go For It
Can't Go For It
Can't Go For It!

I can throw a block uphill, two dice,
I can take a beating on the scrimmage line.
Use my Thick Skull, now you want me to run;
Don't even think about it, I'm far too drunk!

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