With no apologies to Rush, because BB lyrics >>> simplistic libertarian rants

There is unrest in the dugout:
there is trouble with the greenz.
For the Goblins want more touchdowns,
and the Orcs just break their knees.

The trouble with the Goblins,
and they're quite convinced they're right,
is that the Orcs are just too bashy
and have too much AV9.
But the Orcs can't help their feelings
if they like the way they're made,
and they love to 3-die Goblins
with TacklePOMB in spades!

There are corpses in the dugout,
and the spectators have fled,
as the Goblins scream "concession!"
lest the Orcs just break their heads.

(weird Moog and percussion bit)
(Alex Lifeson solo)
(more funky percussion)

So the Goblins started fouling,
for they had finally seen the light.
"The Orcs have too much TV:
we will make them give us Bribes!"
Now there's no more Orc oppression
(and they don't need no stinkin' Claw),
for the greenz are all kept equal
by Fanatic, boot, and saw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw