"Don't Fear the Reroll"
with apologies to the Blue Öyster Cult

All our dice roll ones
Our turns are thereby done
Blodgers don’t fear the re-roll
Nor elves in the sun or the rain
(we can be like they are)

Come on baby
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
Baby chuck them dice
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
You’ll be able to dodge
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
But you can’t reroll twice!

La, la la la la
La, la la la la

All our stars are done
Here and now they're gone
Sextuple skulls and snake-eyes
Burn in your head for eternity
(Sextuple skulls and snake-eyes)
One in forty thousand comes up everyday
(Triple-skulls rerolled to trips)
Another one in forty thousand coming every day
(Redefine happiness)
One in forty-six thousand,six hundred fifty-six, okay
(if you wanna be a stickler)

Come on baby
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
Baby chuck them dice
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
You’ll be able to dodge
(Don’t fear the re-roll)
But you can’t reroll twice!

La, la la la la
La, la la la la

<Buck Dharma’s finest hour>

Reroll a 2 to a 1
Your turn, it now is done
Came her last turn of sadness
It was clear that she couldn’t touch down
Then the path was open, and she dodged away
The dodge was failed, a reroll thrown that way
The reroll failed and the player paid
(Said, ‘don’t be afraid’)

Come on baby
(and she had no fear)
And she ran too fast
(and she suffered a Cas)
She looked backward and said goodbye
(she had become an ex-player)
She had taken Nuffle's hand
(she had become an ex-player)
Come on baby
(Don’t fear the reroll)