It's turn 1 and you go gunnin'
To lay the slam on the exposed blocker.
You knock him down and drop the stunnin'
But now your line is out of order.
And the crowd, they are a-/stompin'
Opponent downfield and a-caging,
But your blitzer goes a-rompin'
And you console yourself by raging.

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And you go back, Jack, do it again!
Dice tumblin' round and round.
You go back, Jack, do it again!

Well, you know you have some rerolls,
So you lean into the rush dice.
But ask not for whom the bell tolls,
What you roll once you may roll twice.
But then you pull a longshot wild one,
And forget about your sorrow.
All the time that Nuffle's smilin',
You'll be on your knees tomorrow.

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[FUNKY SOLO]

Now you swear it to your Grandmum
That you don't gamble with your players.
But you chuck a lot of randoms
When the math is in your favor.
Block and Guard can solve your problems
So you pick them when you're able,
In the land of Skinks and Goblins,
You must roll them on the table.

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