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2015-05-05 09:57:22
13 votes, rating 5.6
13 votes, rating 5.6
Agility Monsters: Job Advertisements
The Agility Monsters now have a board dedicated to vacancies on the squad. Any coach can introduce applicants, characterized by their background story (and more, if desired). I may or may not choose one (or more) of those to become permanent players.
Wanted: Blitzer for the GLT
For the Grotty Little Tournament XI, kicking off on Wednesday, 13th of May 2515, the Agility Monsters' Dwarven Resources Department is looking for a new Blitzer.
Job description:
As newcomer your main duties will be assisting and protecting teammates, blocking, blitzing, taking hits and the occasional LOS assignment.
As generalist and member of an elfball team, additional tasks will likely be: Ball-carrying, dodging, passing, going for it.
Applicant qualities:
- excellent physical shape and athletic condition, in particularly above average speed and agility
- basic understanding of Blood Bowl rules
- team spirit and obedience
- tolerance and flexibility towards unconventional belief systems and careers (team level and individual level)
- tolerance towards other races (especially elves and gnomes)
- creativity and thinking out of the box are preferable
- immediate readiness for action
Recruitment process:
Qualified applicants will run through a series of physical tests (athletics, ball-handling, melee, reflexes, drinking) and psychological tests (resilience, ability to concentrate, observation skills) and an interview.
Up to three top candidates will participate in an intense two-day training camp with the Agility Monsters. The final decision will be made right afterwards.
Rejected applications may or may not be revisited in the future.
Benefit:
- customary salary
- membership of the most prestigious FUMBBL dwelfball team
Please apply in the according forum section.
Application deadline: Sunday, 10th of May 2515
Wanted: Blitzer for the GLT
For the Grotty Little Tournament XI, kicking off on Wednesday, 13th of May 2515, the Agility Monsters' Dwarven Resources Department is looking for a new Blitzer.
Job description:
As newcomer your main duties will be assisting and protecting teammates, blocking, blitzing, taking hits and the occasional LOS assignment.
As generalist and member of an elfball team, additional tasks will likely be: Ball-carrying, dodging, passing, going for it.
Applicant qualities:
- excellent physical shape and athletic condition, in particularly above average speed and agility
- basic understanding of Blood Bowl rules
- team spirit and obedience
- tolerance and flexibility towards unconventional belief systems and careers (team level and individual level)
- tolerance towards other races (especially elves and gnomes)
- creativity and thinking out of the box are preferable
- immediate readiness for action
Recruitment process:
Qualified applicants will run through a series of physical tests (athletics, ball-handling, melee, reflexes, drinking) and psychological tests (resilience, ability to concentrate, observation skills) and an interview.
Up to three top candidates will participate in an intense two-day training camp with the Agility Monsters. The final decision will be made right afterwards.
Rejected applications may or may not be revisited in the future.
Benefit:
- customary salary
- membership of the most prestigious FUMBBL dwelfball team
Please apply in the according forum section.
Application deadline: Sunday, 10th of May 2515
Comments
Posted by Badoek on 2015-05-05 16:19:18
What are the beard requirements for this job?
Posted by seanh1986 on 2015-05-05 17:07:08
That's such an awesome logo, where did you get it? Or how did you make it?
Posted by akaRenton on 2015-05-05 19:53:33
boeufmironton drew his logo, he's done artwork for a lot of people. I think most of Zed's flings are using his pictures.
Posted by Kam on 2015-05-05 22:32:37
"For the Grotty Little Tournament XI, kicking off on Wednesday, 13th of May 2515"
Wait... What? Is it official?
Wait... What? Is it official?
Posted by Rabe on 2015-05-05 23:00:14
@Badoek:
The Monsters are very tolerant when it comes to beard length and style. Heck, they'd probably even accept a beardless dwarf (poor cripple)!
@footballolb & Renton:
The logo has been created by Archpeasant and came to me as a total surprise (see team bio).
@Kam:
I just took the date from the official calender (which can of course be subject to change), but PainState's forum thread states pretty much the same, IIRC. And PC - who posted there as well - hasn't objected. So I think it's pretty sure that that's the official date. We'll probably know by tomorrow. :-)
The Monsters are very tolerant when it comes to beard length and style. Heck, they'd probably even accept a beardless dwarf (poor cripple)!
@footballolb & Renton:
The logo has been created by Archpeasant and came to me as a total surprise (see team bio).
@Kam:
I just took the date from the official calender (which can of course be subject to change), but PainState's forum thread states pretty much the same, IIRC. And PC - who posted there as well - hasn't objected. So I think it's pretty sure that that's the official date. We'll probably know by tomorrow. :-)